Comments
Dead Trade Banned 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:48am 
No Poop November is starting to get really difficult. Last time I took a shît was October 31st. I've been holding it in for 9 days. My anus is sore from holding in my poop. My intestines ache from all the backed up shît. Earlier today I burped and my burp tasted like ass.

But I will not shît. I took a pledge to not fail No Poop November and I'll be damned if I've come this far to just throw it all away my shîtting my brains out right here in this chair. Just imagine how amazing the shît will feel when I dump my ass at 00:01, December 1st. It will be amazing.
Dead Trade Banned 22 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am 
I know this sounds like a joke but my friends keep telling me that I have to stick my testicles in the condom or else semen leaks out. Is that true? Do I really need to stick my balls in the condom? Please help.
Dead Trade Banned 29 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am 
find the gay person:
👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿
can’t find them?
that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell
Dead Trade Banned 28 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03am 
✋✋✋✋✋hol' up hol' up ✋✋ looks 👀 like we got a master 🎓 memer 🐸🐸🐸 over here 👈👈👈👩👩 hold on to your 👙panties👙ladies!💋💁fuccbois better back the hell ⬆️up⬆️ this absolute 🙀🙀🙀 maaaaaadman!!1! 👹 all you other aspiring 🌽🌽 memers👽👻💀 mmmight as wwwell give up! 👎👎👎👎cuse 👉this guy👈is as good 👌👌👌as it gets! 👏👏👏😹😹
Dead Trade Banned 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am 
want your warm🔥baby👶gravy ☕️to simmer down⛷⬇️my innocent🙇anal cavity🍑😆Show me 👀what a turkey 🐔feels on thanksgiving🙏dinner🍽Let your thick😩💧jelly-like substance🍮 swarm🦇into my private cave⛺️and envelope💌 me☝️with your glorious gene👨🏻‍🔬juice💦😏
Dead Trade Banned 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:24am 
LOL 😅😂🤣 How🤷‍♂️ can 👦🏿Africa👦🏿 NOT🚫❌ get any water💧 when all they👥 got👉 to do💪 is👉 dig⛏ a 2️⃣✖️2️⃣ hole🕳 and 🅿️our💧2️⃣ water💦 🅱️uckets 🅰️t o🅿️🅿️osite c🅾️rners to Ⓜ️ake an infinite🔁 water🌊 source👍👌💯
Dead Trade Banned 24 Sep, 2021 @ 12:49am 
OMG 😱😱😱 BRO👬 CALM 😴😴 DOWN BRO ⬇️⬇️ SIMMER ☕️☕️ DOWN⬇️⬇️ U WANNA KNOW Y⁉️ BC 💁💁 IT WAS JUST A PRANK 😂😂😂 😛😜 HAHAHA GOT U 👌👌 U ♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😂😁😁THERE'S A CAMERA 📹📷 RIGHT OVER 👈👇👆☝️ THERE 📍U ♥♥♥♥♥ 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👐WE 👨‍👨‍👦 GOT U BRO👬. I BET U DIDNT 🙅🙅NOE 💆HOW 2⃣ REACT WHEN MY 🙋 BRO DESMOND 😎😎 CAME UP ⬆️ TO U AND 💦💦😫😫 JIZZED ALL OVER UR 👖👖 SWEET JEANS 😂😂 IT WAS SO FUNNY 😂😛😀😀😅 NOW U HAVE 🙋👅👅 SUM BABY👶👶 GRAVY 💦🍲 ALL OVER THEM ♥♥♥♥♥😵😵
Dead Trade Banned 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10am 
👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀👆👀 waaay up tHere 👆 moRTY ✔ im gonna need 👆 🌱 u to put these seeds 🌱👆🌱waaaay 👆up inside🌱🌱 ur✔butthOle✔✔🍑mo-EURGH-rty 🌱👆👆👆wa𝖺𝖠AY up there 👆 morty 🌱 way up 👆 into your butthole (chorus: ᵇᵘᵗᵗʰᵒˡᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🍑 O0ОଠOଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒRR𝖱ᵣᵣTTY𝖸𝖸YY 👆🌱👆 🍑 👀👀 👀 👆 👆✔ waaay up there
Dead Trade Banned 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am 
中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告

(我们的) 500 social credits have been removed from your account for spreading misinformation about the glorious CCP! You will be sentenced to hard labor for 20 years. Glory to the CCP.

中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告

(我们的) another 50 social credits have been removed from your account! You will be publicly executed , expect your death soon. Glory to the CCP.
Dead Trade Banned 21 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57am 
And to Those I Love, Thanks for Sticking Around :IslandFlower:
Dead Trade Banned 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:03am 
Take me home
76561198336628187 10 Oct, 2017 @ 3:01am 
+rep! NICE PLAYER! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ => ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.net/?ref=76561198047123315
SANDRO- 17 Sep, 2017 @ 1:35pm 
hi, i wanna talk with you :)
Happy Vacation 2 Jun, 2016 @ 6:26am 
+rep

Purrtal 21 Feb, 2016 @ 5:00am 
+Rep, Trusted guy
!
DruzyB 4 Feb, 2016 @ 7:34am 
ello :)
The Priest 6 Sep, 2015 @ 2:40pm 
+rep
✪ No MeRcY HuNtGaNg ✪ 2 Jul, 2015 @ 10:23pm 
Hi,i want to trade with you , check my offer at screenshot http://pic-web.net/gallery/image80521.png
JeySsugar 29 May, 2015 @ 12:58pm 
▀██░░██▀╔═╗╔═╦═╦╦╗❤
░██░░██░║╬╚╣╬║╬║║║❤
░██▄▄██░╚══╣╔╣╔╬╗║❤
░██▀▀██░░░░╚╝╚╝╚═╝❤
░██░░██░
▄██░░██▄
░▄▀▀▄▀▀▄░
░▀▄───▄▀░
░░░▀▄▀░░░
▀█║█║█▀╔═╗█▀▀╔╗╔╗█▀▀╔═╦╗█▀▄
║█▄█▄█║╠╣░█▀║║╠═╣█▀║║║║║█║█
║▀▀║▀▀║╚═╝▀▀▀╚╝╚╝▀▀▀╚╩═╝▀▀
GioOneza 18 Apr, 2015 @ 8:47am 
+rekt
eneyeXX 4 Feb, 2015 @ 3:05pm 
+rep Good Paypal trader would Recommend 10/10
Eric sem bigode 3 Feb, 2015 @ 3:14pm 
+rep
Pooches 2 Feb, 2015 @ 7:42am 
+rep
ZiY0N 30 Jan, 2015 @ 4:45pm 
+Rep nice fast trader!
Игорь 29 Jan, 2015 @ 8:38am 
+rep
quarterback..................... 21 Jan, 2015 @ 7:02am 
+rep
Ryan 20 Jan, 2015 @ 12:17pm 
+rep
Smussi jeweler 20 Jan, 2015 @ 3:37am 
+rep
GarbáGê 19 Jan, 2015 @ 3:11am 
+rep good trade an awesome friend :sr4eagle:
Mindo 16 Jan, 2015 @ 10:25am 
:csgocross:Rep good and fast trader )))
VAHRKATAN 16 Jan, 2015 @ 8:58am 
+rep good trader
DogPirate 16 Jan, 2015 @ 7:56am 
+rep :bbtgem:
YeageR 16 Jan, 2015 @ 7:55am 
+Rep Good Trader
CopaCabana 16 Jan, 2015 @ 7:48am 
+rep good trader:)
KreiGed 22 Dec, 2014 @ 3:55pm 
+rep (good trader)