Recent reviews by arabic dagger merchant

peak

actually good game

>play for 2 minutes
>get sunk
>rq
>2 minutes later start game again
>start solo sloop
>get reapers bones
>see enemy galleon
"Don't worry, I've got this"
>mfw i am alone on my boat
>i steer towards boat
>they dont see me
>get in close enough range to use keg i found earlier
>jump on ship
>almost miss, no worries.
>run down into the front of their ship
>light keg
>run away
>BOOM, baby.
>they try to repair, i anchor them
>my ship is safe and far away so i can't bring it here to sink them
>go kill them
>they almost sink
>last one spawns to fight me
>closest fight of my life
>they finally sink
>mfw i feel like the greatest pirate alive
>no loot
>galleon runs up to my boat and sinks me in seconds
>rq again and wait for friends to get on so we can actually have fun
sadness ensues

this game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks horse ♥♥♥♥ and balls

♥♥♥♥ this game

this game is gayer than enrico pucci

space ninja robots jump around n stuff

its good i recommend