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0.1 hrs on record
i feel emotionally drained after this game

its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad
Posted 29 December, 2020.
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1,258.7 hrs on record (506.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
valve pls fix
Posted 7 December, 2020.
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215.9 hrs on record (177.6 hrs at review time)
The best city builder. Plan on spending 1 hour in this game and you will be here for the entire day. And with mods, it's even better.
Posted 8 August, 2020.
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85.9 hrs on record (78.5 hrs at review time)
bum dum ba budum ba da bum bum budum

DOOOOOOOOOM
Posted 13 January, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
46.0 hrs on record (13.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
How to love this game:
- Play with friends or online.
- Enable jumping and collisions.
- Getting angry at someone pushing you off target.
- Getting angry at someone jumping over a corner to get a hole in one.


10/10 Simple yet fun.
Posted 2 July, 2017.
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82.2 hrs on record (62.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Just before I start, this game is actively getting developed and has a very active modding community. If you dont like modding (For some weird reason) this game will get boring and stale as maps and more levels aren't added often. They add more gameplay elements and bugfixes most of the time then level expansions.

This game is wonderful for the people of the creative type. It's a sandbox, unrealistic (On purpose), and calm car creation game. That's the best I can describe it. Just simple, creative fun.

That's where the game shines and it gets better with mods, and the Steam Workshop intergration. I'm not gonna talk about it here because you need to explore the workshop and modding section and figure out what mods/cars you want.

Though early access it has alot of promise. It's at 0.5.0 right now and so for now, I give it a 9/10. 1 point off for lack of levels. That should change once its fully developed, but for now im taking a point off.
Posted 2 July, 2017.
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140.9 hrs on record (85.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
There's been many simulation games that try to show off that they have the most realistic car physics or realistic collisions. Those games have either died out, or were just created and every pupular youtuber plays it then goes back to more popular games. Beam.NG Drive however is different. Very different.

Just before I start talking about why this games spectacular, let me just clarify that if you don't like driving or simulation games, this ain't your cup of tea. This game feels to be made for the ones who just like driving cars.
Beam.NG Drive has a revolutionary physics engine, it can make crashes based on weight, durability of the material, how many parts the car has, segments of the frame or chassis, and the speed at which you're going. It's amazing how fast and how accurate the physics can be. These guys worked on another physics-based car game named Rig of Rods in 2006, so you know when they have phisics in a game, it will be top notch.

For the tinkerers out there, Beam.NG Drive's customizability outperforms any car customization game or feature of any type, and doesn't gimp any of the parts down to "General Customizations", and so in other words, it's your dream game. You can select from a huge amount of parts. Some things you can change are Differentials, Transmision Gear Ratios, Driveshafts, Axle Types (Solid and Independent most commonly), Wheel hubs (and assortment of lugs on the hub varing from 4 to 8 lugs.), Radiators, and so much more that i'm not going to cover here.

The driving system is realistic as well, and don't be suprised that you flip over or spin-out on your first time driving. It is reccomended that you play with a gamepad or steering wheel but a keyboard can work too. It's meant to drive as a normal, everyday car (Unless if you dont get a normal car. *Duh*) , so going too fast or turning too much may result in a over or under steer. It will take time too learn the basic moves to drive. I'd reccomend doing situations first before doing freeroaming or career (When it comes out).

For those people who like graphics or don't have powerful pc's, I got good news for both of you guys. The graphics are really good on max, still look decent on lowest, and it is a cpu intensive game, not a gpu intensive game. Don't let the "Intensive" part of that sentence fool you, I can run this on a Surface Pro 1 just fine at lowest with 30 fps, 720p. Or for a better example, a Intel Core 2 Quad is all you need for this game. The gpu can even be a GT 610 if you want.

Lastly, for the modders. They fully support mods, and the community is thriving and growing bigger daily. Cars, Maps, Parts and more are avalible on Beam.NG's website.

Beam.NG Drive is a master at what genre this game is in. It is a simple, yet extremely advanced car game, with the best physics i've ever seen on any car game. Get this game whenever you can. I bet you'll enjoy it.

I give Beam.NG Drive a 10/10.
Posted 4 June, 2017. Last edited 7 July, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
12.8 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Good game if you have a friend. I may have no hours on this game, but that's because my friend owns this game already.

Though it's not really a Street Fighter, you can get into your game if you have a competitive mindset. Controls get simple once you use all the buttons a few times. Graphics look great, has a unique color selection. Laughing (The sound when characters get hit/thrown) will get annoying at some point but you can turn it down. Blah Blah Blah.

This game is great, but not worth $19.99. Unless if you have money to spend and/or have a lot of friends, don't get this game if you're on a budget. That doesn't mean it's not fun. :3
Posted 14 November, 2016.
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