Recent reviews by Red Shoe Paul

Not connected to the keep, so they can retcon and ignore things that happened in the other games. Combat is clunky and uninteresting, unless you like navigating console menus in a pc game lol. Looks like a saints row game for some reason. the writing is hilarious but probably not intended to be, any moment that was supposed to be serious just made me laugh. I've got to give them big props for not giving a condition that affects at most 2% of people to a main character

I'm over recommended specs and the game really likes rocketing down to 1 fps. Not even trying to be fancy lol, playing at 1080p like a peasant can't even optimize for ancient resolutions.

Cute as heck, meow button, and hats. What more do you need?

Flat out refusal to make spawn tables in frontlines work the same way as spawn flags in nations at war. Zero reason for it they just want the more popular gamemode to be objectively worse than the one people don't play.

Fromsoft decided that two cheaters in dark souls 3 needed fixed with Easy Anticheat. So far, Easy Anticheat causes slowdowns and crashes, which of course is super great for a game all about playing properly. Don't buy until they take out this anticheat garbage.

"how do we punish team killers? do we do it like every other game and add more spawn time to them? NO! we add a second spawn timer to EVERYONE so we can punish them there and solve this problem that doesn't actually exist!"

hurr durr seriel killer event that you cant stop, even with 90 intrigue. ends when your heir and best courtiers are dead. Super great game design, just completely awesome.

Last update completely broke all mods, an intentional decision by the developer. Cant understand how any reviews are positive.

This title has achievement criteria hidden until you unlock it, irregardless of the fact that they have nothing to do with the story. It's not a worthy remaster of Mafia 2, still buggy, graphics not interesting. The only version you should buy is the console trash kiddie version, and thats only if your kid isn't old enough to use human technology.

You can put together suits of power armor with desk fans and tin cans, you can take several bullets to the head and still be alive, if you die you magically come back to life, but canning your own food is completely unrealistic. 1/10.