CPU: Intel Core i12-9999KFC
GPU: RTX 5090 Ti (Not Found Edition)
RAM: 64GB DDR6-6666
Storage: 4TB NVMe SSD + 10PB Cloud Storage (Google Disk)
Motherboard: ASUS ROG X999
PSU: 1420W “Trust Me, Bro” Certified
CPU Cooler: Liquid Nitrogen
FANS: NAWK-TUAH with LGBT lights (just blow on that thang)
Case: Cardboard Box V2.0 (with extra duct tape for stability)

Model: BenQ Ultra-Wide ThiccBoi 69”
Resolution: 1440p but only in the middle (edges are 480p for retro vibes)
Refresh Rate: 420Hz
Curvature: More bend than your mother

Model: Razer Clickety-Clack 9000
Each key press sounds like a gunshot
WASD keys glow brighter than the sun for "optimal gaming"

Model: Logitech G69 Ultra-Pro-Max-Sigma
DPI: 69,420
Sometimes wireless

Model: HyperX Eardrum Destroyer 5000
Built-in mic picks up every breath

Plastic green garden chair with RGB strip