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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 5:24pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:53pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 1:01pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 11:59am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 5:57pm

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 8:42pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 6:07pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 8:39pm

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 8:38pm

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 9:12pm

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 1:40pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 7:39pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2014 @ 5:12pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 2:00pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2014 @ 6:39pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 6:07pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 1:33pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 15 Mar, 2014 @ 12:52pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 8:54pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 8:39pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 6:54pm

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 4:43pm

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 1:44pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 2:12pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 12:35pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2014 @ 2:04pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:00pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 13 Mar, 2014 @ 6:18pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 6:43pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2014 @ 6:05pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2014 @ 9:05pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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