u smell like wiener cheese

I am 13. Just my grandpa and I are staying down at his shack at the moment. I've been sleeping with no clothes on for the passed few nights because it feels better and my grandpa doesn't come into my room much, so he wouldn't know. But this morning I accidentally slept in so grandpa came in to wake me up. I had morning wood (an erection in the morning that is caused in your sleep) and I had kicked the covers off during the night so I was laying there naked, with a hard-on (how embaressing!!). Grandpa quickly went out of the room and we weren't talking because it was awkward. Then later on today I was wanking off in the bathroom (which doesn't have a lock) when I thought my grandpa was outside. He walked in just as I was ejaculating and groaning with orgasm. One day doesn't get much more embaressing than that!! How unlucky. My grandpa and I haven't talked for seven hours now. What should I say to him?

This guy thinks he's a genius. He's not. He lives in the topographical equivalent of a cutting board. If his neighborhood was a baked good it would be flat bread. Crazy stuff. He just keeps going on and on about "man if mountains saw me they'd sit back down" like he's huge or something. He wears a cowboy hat to the bathroom. He thinks the gulf war was when the Saudis bought out the PGA tour. Absolutely disgraceful.

-rep actually hates xqc

i once saw xqc stan at 7/11. he was buying adult diapers and greeted me with big smile while he said xqcL. i asked him why he was buying adult diapers and he said its cuz he ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ in his pants every time xqc laughs. i thought this was kinda weird but i didnt wanna say anything to upset him because he seemed really happy and if someone is happy just let them vibe in their lane y'know?

dog doo just like spaceman silver bros