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Own a romero break action shotgun for bounty defense, since that's what the bayou fathers intended. A solo player breaks into scrapbeak's lair. "What the waterdevil?" As grab my single shot romero shotgun loaded with a slug. Blow a bayou beetle sized hole through the poor hunter, he's dead on the spot. Hear a team of three pushing in. Draw my derringer pistol on the first one pushing through the window. miss him entirely because the barrel is 1 inch long and nails the neighbors dogs. I have to resort to the big frag bomb bundle that have thrown at the top of the stairs "yee-haw lads." The fragmentation shreds two men in the blast. the Sound and extra shrapnel set off crows and horses. Equip hellfire bomb and hurl it towards the two shredded hunters. Their terrified teammate backs and finds cover behind a nearby shack. His partners burn out waiting on their teammate to extinguish them since hellfire bomb burns are impossible to choke up. Just as crytech intended.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ cheater ,son of ♥♥♥♥♥

-rep awesome kobalt

fu-king cheater

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