One time me and my friends were going out to eat so we decided to car pool in my friend philips camry so it would be easier. I missed my opportunity to call shot gun so i had to sit in the back. All five of us climbed inside this 2006 black toyota camry with cloth seats. I got the middle seat in the rear as soon as I sat down the buckle of the seat belt entered the crack of my ass penertrating my fortress of solitude. My life was clearly ruined as i wanted to move I was demobilized by the buckle. I sat quit..... unable to speak I sat still..... unable to move. It was a 15 min ride to dennys but it felt like forever. On this disaster car ride as the buckle is balls deep I can hear my friends discussing what they want to eat. Talks of unlimited pancakes and Grand Slams. The only grand slam that happened was the seat belts buckle in my Ass.
RIP My Butthole June 15 2010

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