I just nutted. That's right, endless semen pouring out of my ♥♥♥♥ with dopamine racing through my brain. And to top it off, I did it in November. Upset? Angry? Good, I hope you're angry. In fact, I purposefully nutted on the 1st of November, just out of spite for you and your... challenge? Challenge? This isn't a challenge - you not drowning in all the ♥♥♥ I'm going to release from my penis this November will be a challenge because there'll be enough ♥♥♥ to fill all the world's atmosphere when I'm done with this month! And December. And January - yes you silly inferior Redditor, I masturbate every single day and have done for the past five years and there is, quite literally, nothing you can do to stop me.

What are we, some kind of league of legends?

ISA KANG BADAP!

Diba bawal ang bading?
Bakit meron gspot sa pwet? Rold naman magulo ka kausap

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I’d wear it all the time I was told only to take it out to poop wipe my ass then put it back in

I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed so when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet she had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police the police ask me all these questions and at first I’m scared because I think I’m in trouble for losing my poop plug Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this buttplug so satan wouldn’t stick his ♥♥♥♥ in my pooper and make me gay.

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