Recent reviews by zephyr

One of the games of all time

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pant 10/10

A story of ups and downs, but it's definitely looking better now, and I'm hopeful for the game's future. Can't put this game down, really. Big recommend.

Got hooked with the style, stayed for 100% completion. Definite recommendation to friends.

can sex blue woman I rate it an N out of 7

Descenders is an incredible representation of the roguelite genre, perfectly capturing the experience of failure. The game is a roller coaster of emotions where you go from punching the air in excitement if you're good at the game, or punching your desk if you're not, and I am in the market for a new keyboard and desk. 10/10 would scream at the monitor again.

Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain is a stealth game. I am not good at stealth. Despite that, I am perfectly able to enjoy the game, occasionally attempting to learn proper stealth, due to the game making it possible to play through itself loud. It compensates by making Snake bloody, and incompetent as to taking a shower. The game, like the rest of its franchise, has a story as complicated as the tax system, and for that reason, I did not bother with it, just like I did with taxes.

Sword With Sauce is a game of violence. Violence has the tendency to be loud. for that reason, by playing the game in Ninja mode, or attempting to start a game in Normal mode by sneaking, you are enjoying the game differently from me, which is very bad, and I will personally come visit to talk through our differences.

Car Mechanic Simulator 2018 is a test of endurance and patience. You may be doing exhaust jobs for quick XP, but eventually you'll need money. Here's where the infuriating engine jobs come in. Any job in the game can be boiled down to taking out literally every part of the car and diagnosing it that way. Does it get repetitive? Yes. Is it 10 times more enjoyable with mod cars? Yes. Did I enjoy every second? Yes.

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive is a game that is precisely like a casino. Cases aside, no one who plays this game plays it for fun. they play it for the small dopamine rush of a win, but for the most part get painfully disappointed. As for the actual gameplay, I am bad at this good game, so the game is bad.