Recent reviews by Zenlerk

Pretty good ♥♥♥♥

Complete all endings in less than 20 minutes. Unfortunately doesn't support Intel Arc. Gosh, not enough content for $15 honestly...

yIS

Swim
Gather
♥♥♥♥ yourself
Swim
Gather
Build
♥♥♥♥ yourself again
Swim
Adventure
♥♥♥♥ yourself again

WARNING YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE ECOLOGICAL DEAD ZONE

Alright alright, we do be cooking a bit. Like the art style, like the gameplay. Not 100% same rules as what movies would suggest but I think it flows well. Easy to learn thanks to the tutorial, hard to master. I could see people getting full on competitive with this.

UPDATE:
Servers are f*cking terrible, every second game me and my friends get kicked out of the game and sent back to the lobby screen. It is super annoying and honestly just pisses me off outright. Buy some better servers so that we can enjoy the game cause when the servers aren't laggy as f*ck or kicking us it is super fun!
On another note, there is this super annoying bug which sometimes happens when a bludger come after you, the bludger dodge prompt stays on screen and it is super annoying and distracting and when it happens you don't know when a real bludger is coming after you and it gets so annoying I just want to throw my mouse out and f*cking quit!

Ubisoft my old friend.

So far, this game is better than the previous Monopoly Plus. Don't get me wrong, there are some problems.
Some glitches here and there that I'm sure (well I actually hope), you will fix in time.
The bots, they are smarter, that is good, I can't bully them.
Online, never played, never will on Plus or otherwise so I cannot speak for that front.
Please add Steam remote play so I can play with friends like on the old game.

Keep it up Ubisoft my soft love.


UPDATE 05/01/2025:

I physically cannot play this game anymore. As the Ubisoft account associated with my Steam is long gone. Attempts to transfer to my new Ubisoft account have failed with the support team which has resulted in not only this game but about 5 more Ubisoft titles in my Steam library from being played. For someone who has spent atleast $100 NZD on Ubisoft titles this is absolutely f*cking disgusting and on levels of scamming. I enjoyed the f*ck out of this game and they have gone and taken it away and then failed to give me sufficient support to resolve the issue after multiple tickets. Do not buy from these losers, they are failures in the community and it is companies like this which will ruin this world with their disgusting attitude to customers.

Played thirty eight minutes of it, shat myself a total of 4 times, great game!

At the moment, I do not recommend the game.
It maxes my CPU and RAM no matter what settings I use.
It has soooo many visual glitches, like the met eyebrows glitch, missing textures and textures just not loading in.
There are a lot of physics glitches which make parts of the game unplayable until you do a restart.
There are sound glitches where the sound goes all static and horrible till restart occurs.
When first starting up the game you have to wait like an hour for the textures to compile.
It is really un optimized and has lots of lag spikes... Like I will play at like 50-60 fps and then every 30 seconds this deadly 1 fps drop which happens at the worst times like sneaking behind a clicker or something.
Yea, kinda burns cause I have always wanted to play this game and this was my first opportunity to play it... I pre ordered because I was so excited. But no, just no. Valve, please fix, I mean naughtydog.

UPDATE:
So the FPS is getting better and the glitches are lessening a little. Still have bad FPS occasionally and textures breaking after a couple hours of gameplay and the occasional major stutter and the occasional straight crash. Nearly gone through my first playthrough of the campaign now so that is good on the bright side. It has only taken me months to get to Tommy in real time because of how stressful the game can be when it is just not working. But with every second update or so I do see some improvement. Keep it up Naughtydog, not perfect, but you are getting there and I am sure I will be able to complete the game soonish.

ANOTHER EDIT:
After some hard hours and determination I finally completed the main campaign. I never got to play this on playstation so it was a moving experience, had some sad moments with the story and then some laughs and yells when every the game would break. Fortunately it is all over now.... Oh wait, the added content, ahhhh ♥♥♥♥ here we go again!

Not bad, not bad...

You're a wizard Zennie