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42 people found this review helpful
25 people found this review funny
8.1 hrs on record
>be me hating Frank on a personal level
>walk to him
>open my pants
>"Dood put that away, what's your problem"
>jerk my deck in front of him
>"starting to get really tired of your ♥♥♥♥ dood, you better knock it off"
>pee on him
>"Ohh I'm gonna get a big referral bonus from the orthopedic when I'm done with you pissy boy"
>proceed to get knock out

10/10 game
Posted 13 June.
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7 people found this review helpful
16.4 hrs on record (16.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I discovered this game through pirated site, enjoy the game very well, and decided to buy the game and support the devs, 👍 I a simp for Laura Sensei
Posted 29 June, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
10 years later and the graphic still hold up, too bad the story is short as heck, even though the combat kind-off repetitive but it's fun.

with current price? absolutely get this gaem.

and Yes, I just finished the main story in 5 hours
Posted 21 March, 2024.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
152.9 hrs on record (41.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Have been playing the game since playtests, love it ever since.
Posted 2 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1,089.5 hrs on record (1,060.9 hrs at review time)
yeah, it's a fun game
Posted 23 February, 2023.
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4 people found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Alright here comes a review from a casual gamer

Pro :
- It's free
- Moddable
- No Season Pass etc (so far)

Cons and probably some input from a casual player :
- Input lag; please dev reduce the amount input lag, bloody hell this goes without saying, I thought I can't heal myself, turns out it's input lag after I pressed the left click button 3 times

- Prone/Lean/Crouch; this is kinda annoying, I had to press individual button just trying to sprint. I hope for the next update all of these animation got cancelled when I press the sprint button because one time I tried to sprint but can't after I stop moving turns out my character is leaning (yes I use lean toggle).

- A better prone/vault animation; I know I probably got bashed for this but, I played BattleBit Remastered (the game isn't even Early Access yet) and it had better prone animation, vault animation.

- A better swap between M203 and M16; Idk if this just happened to this gun or the rest, but why did we swap weapon when we change from M16 to M203? can't we use another anim and use another button, like simply just use the M203? like CoD4 or something? and use the second slot as a secondary weapon idk like Pistol or something?

- It needs seperated grenade throw button; just like MW2 (2022) and BattleBit, Grenade had it's own designated Button (i.e "E" for MW2, and "G" for battlebit), this need to be implemented instead of press button 3 or 4 and then press Left Click to throw it (it's kinda slow).

So far that's my review for this game. I had so much hope for this game. I hope you're reading this dev, because I want to play this game, but at this state I just couldn't.
Posted 23 February, 2023. Last edited 23 February, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
66.3 hrs on record (44.9 hrs at review time)
a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buggy mess, event Bethesda game isn't on this level buggy ♥♥♥♥ fest.
Posted 8 December, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
the game is fun especially DMZ, BUT FOR ♥♥♥♥ SAKE, STOP RELYING ON STEAM, I LOST MANY OF MY CONTRABAND DUE TO LOST CONNECTION TO STEAM EVEN THOUGH MY CONNECTION IS FINE, ALSO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FIX THE GAME STABILITY, I LOST MANY CONTRABAND DUE TO RANDOM CRASHES
Posted 30 November, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
150.0 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
I changed me mind, Multiplayer is fun as hell.
Posted 8 October, 2020. Last edited 16 October, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
22.6 hrs on record
Funny, I kept playing this game back-to-back, yet I always forgot to recommend this game.
Posted 29 August, 2019.
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