i love criminally stupid, thanks for the show mate (say mate out loud in an austrailian accent)

hello sir

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Somebody🚹 once told💬 me😎 the world🌍 is gonna roll👈👇👉👆 me😎 I😎 ain't🙅 the sharpest🔪 tool🔨 in the shed🚪 She🚺 was looking👀 kind of dumb😛 with her👯 finger☝ and her👯 thumb👍 In the shape🔺 of an L🇱 on her👯 forehead🕓😛 Well👍, the years📆📆 start coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦 and they don't🙅 stop🚫 coming🍆💦

Hey I found your steam through a mutual and I just wanted to say that I think we could get along real well :) I don't normally do things like this cause I'm a real gentleman :3, but do you want to maybe play a bit of cs sometime (omg I'm so embarrassed) >< I could go on my smurf so you don't have to put in that much effort, even though you're like the best and you'll probably be on top every round. When I see your name I just feel like we have this special connection that I can't describe in words, I think.. maybe we knew each other in a past life xDD like I can do the cooking and everything, you don't have to worry about that cuz I'm a real feminist, but I'll still take care of you <3 I know how to make a woman feel like a girl, but I won't do anything that freaks you out, just say one word and I'll stop so so fast! so maybe just consider me? I can't believe I'm writing this all out to you >< !! Even if you reject me it's all worth it just for you, my wuv <3 (plz don't reject me !!)

Happy new year!