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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:19am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:09pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 10:15am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 11:18am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:18pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:53pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:18am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:39am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:51am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:47pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 9:14am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:52am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:40am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 9:08am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:51am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 11:55am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:47am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:05pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:40am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 10:43am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 12:20pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:47am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 4:34pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 5:51am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:41am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 11:09am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:00am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:03am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:52am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:16am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:37am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:06am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:34pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 11:56am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:32pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 2:28pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:59am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 10:39am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 12:00pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:19am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:31pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:55am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:17am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:29am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:33am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 9:05am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:03am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:57am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:35am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:41am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 10:28am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 11:46am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:23am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:33am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:22am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 2:35pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:06am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:10am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:53am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:06am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:57am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:50am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:57am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2022 @ 3:35pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 11:47am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:04am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2021 @ 12:38pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 6:00am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 12:37pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:53am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:08am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:11am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 2:58pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:05am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:09am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:47am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 8:51am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:42pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 12:55pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:36am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:57am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:33am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:41am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 10:00am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 5:17am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:46am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:27am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:11pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:46am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:20am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2021 @ 8:08am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 8:52am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 9:23am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:42am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:54am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:09am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:10am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:00am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:50am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 6:54am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:49am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:01am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:48am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:37am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:02am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:04am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:49am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:27am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 7:28am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 6:45am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2022 @ 7:52am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 5:53pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:03am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 5:53pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:52am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:35pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:35pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:42pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:00am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:24pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:58am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:29am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 4:41am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 11:25am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:34am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 4:29am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:27am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:30am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 4:00am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:07am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:18am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:57am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:04am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:06am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:57am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 3:26pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:49am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:58am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:45pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:23pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:20am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:50am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 5:41am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:53am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Jan, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:25am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:46am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:15am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:27pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 6:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:55am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:48am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:30am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:59am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:48pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 2:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 10:21am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:51am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:13am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:26am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:48am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 10:23am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 9:03am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:52am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 5:35am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 11:30am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:24am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 2:24pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:37pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:52am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 May @ 8:40am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:05am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 9:21am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 11:08am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2021 @ 8:53am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 8:03am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 2:13pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 10:05am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 10:47am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:34am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:51am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:37pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 May @ 8:40am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 9:28am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun, 2022 @ 4:16pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:05am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:33am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:01pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:10am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 6:09pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 6:08pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:57am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:47am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:32pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:05am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 11:53am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:23am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:32am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:49am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 9:11am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 7:35am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2022 @ 6:28am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 4:50am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 11:51am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:02am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:27am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:53pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:38pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 4:23pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2022 @ 5:09am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:08am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:29am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 9:57am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:25am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 6:03am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:27pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 5:57am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 11:36am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 12:05pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:58am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:06am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2022 @ 10:30am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 2:12pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:06am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2022 @ 7:21am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:42am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:23am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2022 @ 6:23am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 7:11am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 8:50am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 10:44am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2022 @ 8:44am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2022 @ 11:35am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 6:08am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:16pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:33pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:41pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Four-leaf cookie

Have 4 golden cookies simultaneously.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2022 @ 3:56am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2022 @ 10:46am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:51am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2022 @ 11:15am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 9:06am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:07am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:07am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:08am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:38pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:59am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:13am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 4:55pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:38pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2022 @ 4:44pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2022 @ 8:15am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Mar, 2023 @ 8:39am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 6:00pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Aug, 2023 @ 2:01pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2023 @ 6:03am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:23am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:27pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:27pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 7:49am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:32am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:22am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:42pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:12am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 8:00am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 6:28am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2023 @ 3:37am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:27pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:43am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:51am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
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Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 12:41am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Aug, 2023 @ 1:32am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:42pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 8:23am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 2:27pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 4:39am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 7:38am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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