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Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:04am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:05am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:17am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:16am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:35am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:05pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:25am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:23pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:08pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:17am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:53pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:16am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:43am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:43am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:43am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:58am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:58am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:56am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:58am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:49pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:32am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:56am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:24am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:31am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:16am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 12:08pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:19am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 10:51am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:19am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:05am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 8:45am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:41am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:04am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:57am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 5:31am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:53pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 3:42am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:57pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 5:49am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 3:36pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:37pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:17am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:17am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:21am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:04am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:04am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:59am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:41am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 12:47am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 12:47am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:58pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:43am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:58pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:10am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 4:57am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:10am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:04am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 2:19am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 12:57pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 1:32am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:57pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 8:49am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:29am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:16am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:24pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:31am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan @ 1:10am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:16am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:41am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:18am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 8:04am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 5:04pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:27am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:33am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 12:40pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 7:49pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:17am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:39pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:29am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:40pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 3:00am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:15am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:08am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:43am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:04am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 7:04am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:59pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:26am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:29am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:30am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 8:20am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:29am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:23pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 9:55am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 9:16am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 14 Jan @ 1:35am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 3:00am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 11:21am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 8:22am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 8:05pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:44pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:53pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:31pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:59pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:07pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:10pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:17pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:22pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:41pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:09am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:06am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:13am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:30am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:42am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 29 Jan @ 12:43am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 5:01am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:56pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:16am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:16am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:16am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:53am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:40am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 3:13am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:32am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:46pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:07am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:59am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:22pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 7:59pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:58pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:22am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:21am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:37am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 3:36pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 4:20am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:28pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 9:57pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 9:33am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 12:25am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:18am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 12:42am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:55pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:20am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:18am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:55am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:15am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:16am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:30am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:41am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:27am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 3:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:54pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:54pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:23am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:51am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 6:58pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 12:15am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 12:49pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:37pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:54pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:48pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:02am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:54pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:29pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:10am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:16am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:30am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:30am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 4:22pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:27am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:59pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:01am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:17am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:24am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:13am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:16am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:16am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:09am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:17am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:15am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:42am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:16am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:14am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 16 Jan @ 6:23am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:30am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:24am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:08am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:24pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:44am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:30am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:55pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 3:00am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 10:54pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:48pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:55pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:01am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:29am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:01am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:08am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:16am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:55pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:01am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:17am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:58am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:58am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:16am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:04am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:22am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:37am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:34am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:37am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:52pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:27am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:24am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:43am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:22am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:57am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:57am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:16am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:25am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:36am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 17 Jan @ 1:11am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 6:40am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 6:29am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:29am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:36am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:24pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:46am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 5:37pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:26am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:21am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:07am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:16am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:20am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:53pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 3:18am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:15pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 15 Jan @ 3:20am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:10am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 6:28am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 10:11pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 9:24am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:36am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:36am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:26pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:55pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 11:54pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:22am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 7:20am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:02am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:30pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 12:27am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:13am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:20am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 2:13am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:45pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:15am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 3:56pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:23am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:55am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:46pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 3:22am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:45pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:23pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:38pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Feb @ 2:59am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 7:17am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 8:45pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 12:10am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 21 Feb @ 1:41am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:54pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 20 Feb @ 4:03pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:48pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 10:47pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 11:49pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 3:22am



Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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