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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:58am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 7:58am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:51am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 11:37am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 11:23am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 11:38am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 18 Feb, 2023 @ 12:10pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 1:28am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:02pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2023 @ 7:24am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:02am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 6:52am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 7:49am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:17am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 11:07am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 12:06pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 11:27am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:19am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 15 Jan, 2023 @ 11:06am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 3:45am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 11:41am