Gasp S-senpai~kun? giggles cutely OH! Senpai~kun you're here! I love you sooo~ much senpai!!! I would assault my whole family for you senpai~kun! I would willingly be kidnapped & murdered if it meant i could die in your arms, my beloved senpai~ Oh my senpai~kun!! I can't believe it!! Y-you responded??! S-senpai~kuuun i might faint! Please, senpai, carry me! i would stab myself in the neck 421 times if it meant i could feel your touch!! Your silky skin, oh~ senpai, your soft, silky skin, against mine, i-i'm going to p-pass out s-senpai~kuun! Senpai~kun grab me before i pass out!

Well, that's enough, let's get married, have children, then we will grow old together, then our children will leave us in a nursing home, then we will peacefully leave this world together.