Análises recentes de Zannah

8/10 would get my head chopped off again

10/10 would make myself feel dumb again

good for marathon sessions. if you have 18 hours to kill this is your game

cracking open a bro one with the boys
edit* i made my gf play this with me now she has a bigger penis than i do.

halo fu**ed quake and had a demonic child

10/10 would rage quit again

go home G.I.!

8/10 would get smashed and play with friends again

I'm too high to write a drawn out well structured review rn i just wanna say this game is truly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome. a minute ago i punched a large angry sea monster in the face with a robot suit. i felt like archer during the space episode thinking about fighting barry with robots. then 10 min later my sub got eaten by a larger sea monster and i screamed like a girl and almost peed myself. 10/10 would smack creatures with large teeth again. That being said i gotta go do laundry.

Massive audio and video stuttering upon launch renders the game unplayable. 0/10. I'm really disappointed i was really looking forward to playing this :(
*edit* at the time of writing the original review i was using an r9 390x gpu. I recently switched to a gtx 980 and the game runs just fine. so i guess i'll switch to yes i recommend this. provided you understand there might compatibility issues with certain hardware.