goober moment

I have a trading kink

This is so embarrassing but I literally have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kink for trading like straight up medieval bartering type ♥♥♥♥ like the thought of like "a pound o' silk for a bucket o' milk" just turns me on for some reason that God Himself refuses to reveal to me. I can't even play Minecraft without getting hard as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ battering ram whilst trading emeralds for enchanting books and ♥♥♥♥. I have this distinct memory of watching this movie when I was like 13 or 14 and it took place in like medieval Europe or something and this guy was haggling for like a hand sculpted pot or some ♥♥♥♥ and I had to leave the room to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ masturbate I felt so weird after. I think that's where it started. I wish I had a normal kink like idk piss or something idk how I'm going to explain to my future partner that I want to roleplay as a 14th century merchant . Man.

i can dig that

Ngl diddy wouldn't even come close to making me his victim, im a top of the food chain freak & this petite little body comes at a price. you either fight me to earn it or submit to me ain't no other way around, I make Kevin gates look like a normal dude, I'm truly one of a kind & I really get down frfr, I'm like a klller whale... I'm un♥♥♥♥withable & nobody even comes close to me 💯

+rep love the animal build <3

+rep Silly animal build is real af, I'll always respect a skully who plays for fun, may that skill floor be raised <3