I am the greatest Kreedz player.
My strafes are perfect. My perfs are abundant.
People envy my Kreedz skills.

I will hit this jump.
Kreedz is my destiny.
My skills will bring me wealth and fortune.

This is the greatest run of all time.
I will hit this perf.
Everyone else sucks compared to me.
Other players dream of having my skills.

I will hit this perf.
I will take this record with ease.
It’s going to be a dog fight.
I will hit this perf.

Women tell me I’m unlike any man they’ve ever met.
I will hit this perf.
I am the fastest man alive.

This route is easy for a player like me.
Kreedz is my calling.
I am destined for greatness.

I will hit this perf.
This is the world record run.
No one will ever be as fast as me.
My skill will be talked about for years to come.

I will hit this perf.
I will hit this perf.
I will hit this perf.
I will hit this perf.
I will hit this perf.
I will hit this perf.