Welcome aliens to my base. Wow! I love having you here. Thanks for being my friend. Let's all hug and be nice to each other. Let's forgive with love and peace. Welcome here to be my friend. Love. Okay, let's smell each other and be friends.
Let's not engage in combat or kill! Let's instead hug with each other and be nice! Okay? Just relax! Okay. We are here to make intergalactic peace! Okay? We're gonna have a picnic together! Okay? Relax! We're having a comforting shield! Shield of peace! Shield of peace! Shield of peace! Okay? Hug! Hug!
Okay, okay, RELAX! Okay, intergalactic peace! Now, we are friends! We are friends! So stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ with me! And, let's start ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! But, oh ♥♥♥♥ my stomach. OW! Okay, we are here to be nice, relax. You are my friend, you are my friend, you are my friend. Let's just, oh god I gotta burp so bad. Oh ♥♥♥♥ I'm gonna keep it in the recording. hang on.
Okay, I'm good. Shake my hand. No, that's my penis, alien. Okay, relax, okay? Contact is established. Force encounter of the friendly kind. The deal is done, okay? So, uh... ♥♥♥♥ off!