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Ps. If this does happen to you, we have a PATV (Philosophers Against Tomato Violence) support
group meetings each Sunday at the nearest Heinz Church of Ladder day Philosophers. Can't find
it? look in the sky for the ketchup bat symbol after dusk.
Lest we forget, the game

Very viscous gang ! The tomAto's are surprisingly scarier than the couches, which really makes
you think like a 12th century philosopher, no cap. Had myself wondering who at Heinz is so
powerful to slay the tomatoes to make the delicious tomato smoothies that the world has came to
like. When i think of how Mr. Heinz Sr begot this power, just know, God did. It's crazy, enemies in
lite, Jews Palestinians, Russians/Ukrainians, German/Polish, French/everyone else. All these
pairs are in constant disagreements, but on god we can all agree that Heinz Ketchup is a pure
blessing. ketchup symbolises the worlds unity and respect for Heinz for slaying these atrocious
beasts. its the one topic we can all agree on. If you EVER think of going against this gang, keep
this in mind. Or you, too, will end up a broke philosopher like me and so many others. I pray for
you all