Recent reviews by ClapSteak

This game is a gem- And here is why I think so DESPITE all the current bugs, and issues, and problems.
Keep note- this is my personal opinion, I'm not some game critique, not some salesmen- hell this is the only game I EVER made a SERIOUS review on in such a state, if at all!

The good.
First of all- I absolutely LOVE the amount of effort that went into the character movement- while currently a little wonky, Just that satisfying feeling of dodging and shooting- It hits that Cinematic vibe- Like you're in an action movie, EVERY damn session! The music, the effects- the explosions, Every mission feels.. Different then the last one, with it's own share of hard moments- and easy moments, Some moments where a random idea to hit that broken down hellbomb netted me a good 20 bugs!, Or struggling as the last man alive on the escape platform, Broken arm and bleeding chest- Blocked by my DRIPPY AS HELL armor as im fending off enemies with my revolver- My last weapon, each shot mattered- With no reinforces avaliable as my squadmates were rooting for me, and I did it- Barely, with one HP, but I did!, and it felt AMAZING! Like I was some legendary war hero- Before I accidentaly shot the floor with an autocannon and became the dunce of the group. Even SOLO im having fun running low difficulty missions- taking whatever loadout I want, From the godlike breaker- to the regular assault rifle, and a whole SLEW of stratagems to tackle whatever playstyle I currently wish to take- I even made an Electroboom inspired loadout - Tesla tower, Arc thrower, Incindiary breaker, and flame grenades, I call it the Shortcircuit! And it's a whole lotta fun! Even if you can teamkill at any given moment- I still manage to do it just fine! But enough of my ramblings, Now to the less pleasant part.

The bads - As of currently, the current player limit hit 700k, But people are just so.. Ugh, Impatiant!, I get it- you bought a game that looked cool, or a friend reccomended- or maybe you are a long time veteran of Helldivers one, which had --- A 7K PLAYERBASE ISH ---, People refuse to understand that game development and fixes take a bit of TIME to dish out- and that under such pressure, It's so DIFFICULT, Hell- the discord server looked like a clown fiesta in the first few days, People raging left and right- the game getting review bombed- and still, I get your anger, it has a justified place- You want to get what you paid for, But keep in mind- the developers planned, for BEST CASE SCENARIO- 250k players, and no more. instead- on the first week, we have nearly half a million people wanting to log on to play this BANGER of a game, Coupled with many errors that suddenly popped up- be it because the servers were frying in the background, or from issues that were not discovered just yet- Like some error codes for the PS, or.. the fact that chargers sometimes just enjoy climbing vertically on walls instead of slamming into them. amongst a few game-breaking bugs that straight up crash you- and the horrendous login errors that sometimes require you to restart your router, and give you so much ANNOYENCE- I beg of you, if you see this review, and you posted a negative one- Think about it again in a good month or two, Let the game become more stable once more because there is PLENTY of stuff to fix- and the devs are well aware, With- or without people running around screaming their heads off like headless commander bugs. unlike a lot of other devs- they honestly had a pretty solid argument- atleast for the connection issues. and giving this godlike game- yes, GODLIKE- (In my view, again, personal opinio) a NEGATIVE review because you don't have the patiance to wait a bit for the devs to fix some issues- in this game which is just.. so much FUN? That's on you chief. Just make sure to change your review in a month, maybe few- after many stuff is fixed- and added to this glorious game.

And please- take everything I said with a grain of salt, I don't mean to invoke the wrath of some professional game critiques, or people who had REALLY bad experiences with the game and nearly barely played, This is just my personal very detailed opinion on this game, Which I honestly LOVE. really, REALLY love!.

I see primitives.

I give them bombs

they blow eachother up

I eat popcorn.

This game is one of the best I've played, both calm to pass the time, and stressful moments from a single, unmeasured hasty cut, trying to save time on my shift, leading from a simple violent decompression, with no consequences, to blowing up the reactor, and half the ship, and myself, even legit just sending the first half of a MEDIUM sized Javelin INTO THE PROCESSOR, hilarity, challenge, fun gameplay that requires thought and strategy in higher levels, Measure twice, cut once, cutter.

Moon lord < Supreme calamitas.