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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:11pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:14am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 3:09am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:53pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:38pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:23am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:14am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:42pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:22am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:52pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:51am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:53pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 4:19am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 3:00am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:17am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 10:12am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:31am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:52am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:25pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 3:40am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:19am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:44am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 9:28pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Feb, 2022 @ 9:50pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:31am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 3:36am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:36am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 8:36pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 11:27pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:54am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 2:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:00pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 5:20am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:54am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:39pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:44am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:44pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:09am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:27pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:59am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:33pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:13pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:50pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:20pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:57pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:16am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:53pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:39pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 12:34am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:11am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:15am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:02am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:15pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 4:30am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 7:43pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:29am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:13am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:44pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:06pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:38am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:27am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:15am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:33am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:45am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 3:02am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:01pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:25pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 7:01pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:31pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:30am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 10:14am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 12:06am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:00pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 8:17am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 10:07am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 2:55am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:46am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:06pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:16am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:05pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:45pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:49pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:17am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:09pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:28am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:51am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:38pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2022 @ 4:54pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 8:18am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 16 Feb @ 12:46am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jun @ 3:18am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2023 @ 11:37am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:18am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:45pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 6:56am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 7:09pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:32pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2022 @ 9:53pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 26 Feb, 2023 @ 1:24am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:51am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:52pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:45pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:24am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:51pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2023 @ 1:55am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:12pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 7:09pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:04am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 11:06am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:32am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:38am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:02am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:08am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:07pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:32am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 5:06am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:28pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2022 @ 3:49am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 8:29pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:32pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:18pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:03am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 3:18am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:07pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:56am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:54am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 3:25am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 2:25am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:34am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 1:35am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 7:05pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 3:17am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:54pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:55pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:22am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 11:07pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:26pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:24am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 11:56pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 4:23am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 8:06pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2023 @ 8:12am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2022 @ 7:32pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 10:30pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:23pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:16pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:59pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2022 @ 12:10am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2022 @ 10:40pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:30am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 12:31am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 9:35pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Feb, 2022 @ 12:50am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:08pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 2:07am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2022 @ 7:23pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2022 @ 12:29am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2022 @ 6:39am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 12:02am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 8:17pm

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:20am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 6:40pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:47pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:26am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 9:01pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 11:47pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 5:25pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:24am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2022 @ 9:32pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 4:44am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:41am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 1:02am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:51am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 10:26pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 9:07pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2022 @ 3:38am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Feb, 2022 @ 3:12am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 7:10pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 6:27am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 1:19am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 10:36pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 6:12pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:25am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 6:16pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 7:18am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 12:14am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2022 @ 3:15am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2022 @ 7:54am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 8:17pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:58am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 11:36am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2021 @ 8:45am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 7:03pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 12:40am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 11:50am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2022 @ 11:02pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:20am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:27pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:26pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 2:21am

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 10:34pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:08pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 6:48pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2022 @ 2:17am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 8:07pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 3:08am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 2:07am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2022 @ 10:29am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:02pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 9:02pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 8:00pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 11:26pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2022 @ 3:08am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 10:36pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:21am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 6:20pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2022 @ 10:20am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2023 @ 11:57pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2022 @ 12:18pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:52pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:53pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 5:53pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 6:54pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 9:14pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:17pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 12:57am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 3:43am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 8:41pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 May, 2023 @ 10:01pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 7:16pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 9:27pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked