HEY CUTIE :) JUST SAW YOUR PROFILE ON http://SINGLESTEAMUSERS.NET AND I WANTED TO SAY HELLO ;) I thoughT YOU LOOKED CUTE IN YOUR STEAM PROFILE PIC I HOPE UR NOT A GUY uwu anyways heres MY DISCORD , maybe we can sleep on mic hope u have a good one playing Daddy Dating Simulator :)) xo

Happy Birthday Big Boy!! Remember that time we were using my moms measuring tape to measure our gains? And once we ran out of muscles to measure the only thing left was to measure our ♥♥♥♥♥? So first we did it flacid but the numbers weren't very impressive so we decided we better try it with boners. But you were shy and didn't wanna jerk it in front of me to get hard so you asked if I could do it for you?! lol and then I was still bigger so you said it was because I give ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hand jobs! haha anyways I cant wait to get drunk with you later and measure our♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Love you buddy

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Why the ♥♥♥♥ do you people think it's weird for me to jerk off to SAO. The scene between Kirito and Asuna is THE definition of art. Man, when that scene first aired, you bet your mothers ass every anime fan on the planet came so hard, the amount of semen is enough to feed the entire continent of Africa. You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ liar if you say you didn't AT LEAST got erect from that scene, I bet you even moaned a little too. So next time you talk ♥♥♥♥ about SAO, think about how disappointing you are to your parents and the anime gods.