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Unbelievably Boring F**k

Say 7 incredibly boring things
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 9:56am

Hyperstellar Law Official

Say 7 deranged superstar lines
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:27am

The Opener Of The Eighth Seal

Warn them of the coming end 8 times
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:13am

Literally The Sorriest Cop On Earth

Apologize 10 (!!!) times
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 11:36am

Biggest Communism Builder

Employ critical theory 9 times
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 1:26am

Truly Rabid "Traditionalist"

Say 10 "traditionalist" things
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:40am

The World's Most Laughable Centrist

Defend the political centre 7 times
Unlocked 5 May, 2024 @ 4:23am

Baddest Hustler In The Neoliberal Hood

Preach free market for 9 times
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 10:34am

Expert Advanced Remote Viewer

See beyond the veil 6 times
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 9:16am

Massive Torque Dork

Yack about machines 4 times
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2024 @ 6:36am

Il Coppo Del'Arte!

Say 5 Art Cop lines
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 6:53am

Enemy Of The Physical Realm

Bang up 5 inanimate objects
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 6:00am

The Lawbringer

Say you're the law 7 times
Unlocked 17 May, 2024 @ 12:37pm

Baddest Of the Bad Cops

Hit an all time low with Kim
Unlocked 26 Aug, 2024 @ 1:39pm

Goodest Of The Good Cops

Really get Kim to trust you
Unlocked 9 May, 2024 @ 11:28am

Recruit Detective Kim Kitsuragi

Precinct 57's finest
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:43pm

Recruit Detective Kuuno de Ruyter

Junior officer material
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 4:12pm

The Figurines Won't Win Her Back

They do nothing
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 5:17pm

Fairweather t-500 Vitreous Enamel

Suit up. Head to toe.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 3:34pm

Venture into the HARDCORE

Godspeed
Unlocked 4 May, 2024 @ 8:36am

True Detective

Finish the game in HARDCORE mode
Unlocked 31 May, 2024 @ 6:46pm

Palerunner

Phase shift for 3 seconds
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2024 @ 1:29am

Real Musor

Part cop, all hobo
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2024 @ 4:37am

Networthy Individual

Every day you're husslin'...
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 1:53pm

Committee of la Responsabilité

Someone should do something about this.
Unlocked 2 Jan @ 8:47pm

What body?

Solve the case without even inspecting the body.
Unlocked 4 Jan @ 2:37pm

Medal dispenser

Here, just have one, they're free.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2024 @ 4:03am

Hardie's Heroes

Pour one out for social democracy
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 3:26pm

Cause a Shitstorm

You brought this on yourself
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 10:30am

Leopard Mindset

*This* is the kind of animal you want to be
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 10:17am

Wheel of Pleasure and Light

Reconstruct a vision from the past
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2024 @ 12:02pm

Modus: Mullen

It's black-and-white out there
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2024 @ 11:18am

Bother Kim After Hours

He probably won't mind
Unlocked 16 May, 2024 @ 11:48am

Baddest Brow in Town

Force Kim to reveal his secrets
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2024 @ 3:09pm

Gurdi-Ball Is Lit

Get your pinball on
Unlocked 12 May, 2024 @ 9:05am

Get Kim to Wear *The Jacket*

You know which one
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2024 @ 2:12am

Spectres of Hope

Glimpse it while you can
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 3:26am

Old Flame

Surely, it can be killed with fire
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 3:21am

Looks Like Progress

Spinning its wheels
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 3:34am

Priceless Facade

Money-smooth streets of gentrification
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 3:29am

Now For A Difficult Provenance

Restore all of the hidden photos
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 3:34am



The Most Honourable Cop in The Land

Gather 11 honour points

Avowed Inframaterialist

Don't call it a book club.

The Icebreaker

You can still move your face with your fingers.
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