ascii boobs

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠿⣛⣯⢭⣶⣲⢶⣖⣮⣬⣜⡨⣛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡟⣭⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣽⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣮⡚⣿⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡇⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡼⣿⣿⣿
⣿⡷⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣝⢿⣿⣿⠹⣿⣿
⣿⡏⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠚⣖⢸⣿⠟⣛⣿⣤⣧⣾⣿⣿⣷⢹⣿
⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣷⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⢷⣿⢸⣿
⣿⣷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣽⢯⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⣾⣿
⣿⣿⣧⡫⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⡉⠅⡉⠍⠛⢋⢡⠠⣐⠄⢻⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣭⣍⢋⣫⠄⢐⢐⠐⡐⠈⠌⡀⡂⡐⢈⣭⣤⢻⣿
⣿⣿⡿⣟⠿⣿⡟⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⠃⠄⠅⠡⠐⡀⢂⠌⠻⠿⣸⣿
⣿⣿⣷⣝⢗⡝⢡⣿⣿⣿⡉⠁⠡⠨⠠⠁⠅⢂⠂⠌⢐⣼⣿⣿
⣿⣿⣿⣿⡎⣷⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⣄⡁⠌⠨⢀⣂⡅⣿⣿⣿⣿

Can I interest you in..... fine baked good?

Can I interest you in… women?

Its always nice to enjoy a refreshing drink after an intense game of CS2, but sometimes life has other plans. It reminds me of this time I had to go to the store because the fridge was empty, so I quickly dropped a 13:0 and hit the road. But when I got there the aisles were PACKED with people lining up to get stuff, but my latent gamer abilities allowed me to spot an area without anyone. It was just what I was looking for, rows and rows of luxurious fruit bev. I couldn't help but think how crazy it was there was no punch line.

-rep wallhacking