If I said “I do not like pancakes”, I would be lying. My life revolves around the half-inch thick griddle cooked flour and water mix. Just thinking about them makes me want to eat them. How I wish I had a good pancake right now. A good pancake can make all the difference. It could mean the difference between a good day, and a no pancakes in the morning day.

It is proven time and time again, by everyone, that a good pancake in the morning can get you a good start for the day. It has all the nutrients you will ever need. It has flour, water, eggs, and syrup.

If more people had a good pancake in the morning, the world would be a better place. Pancakes are proven to make people 30% less evil. If you have a good pancake in the morning, you will look more and more like the common man, making it 40% easier to win their trust, and take over the country in a de facto coupe de’tat. Every revolution starts with a good breakfast.

Pancakes are very cheap, you can usually make a dozen for under a dollar. So could feed a whole country for just a few dollars. There is little to no excuses for not having a good pancake in the morning. Besides arrogance of course. A lot of people have pancakes in the morning.

You can have pancakes whenever, an did wherever you want. You can have them for breakfast, lunch, or dinner, there are no laws against it. Even for a quick snack. Just heat up some leftovers from the the morning, and boom a delicious snack is ready.