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Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:59am

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:59am

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 9:49am

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 12:16pm

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 9:56am

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 2:58pm

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 1:19pm

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 7:22am

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 10:59am

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2023 @ 12:30pm

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 5:26pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 10:10am

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2024 @ 10:46am

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2024 @ 8:43am

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2023 @ 10:12am

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 8:28am

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 5:38am

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2024 @ 9:45am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 8:58am

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2024 @ 10:10am

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 11:49am

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 5:30am

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2023 @ 5:06pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 9:24am

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 11:21am

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2024 @ 1:32pm

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2024 @ 7:22am

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56am

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56am

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 11:45am

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 12:14pm

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56am

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 11:04am

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 11:45am

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 12:12pm

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 10:56am

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 12:11pm

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 11:15am

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2024 @ 11:12am

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2024 @ 6:34am

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2024 @ 10:24am

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:03pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 3:03pm

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2024 @ 7:23am

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2024 @ 4:59pm



Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
0 / 1

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
700 / 800

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
720 / 1,000

Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
9,690 / 20,000

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
0 / 1

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
24 / 75

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
4,020 / 7,200

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
78 / 100

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
40 / 500

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
0 / 1

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
0 / 1

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
0 / 1

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
2 / 5

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
9 / 13

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
0 / 1

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
0 / 4

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
0 / 2

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
0 / 1

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
0 / 2

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
0 / 1

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
0 / 1

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
0 / 1

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
0 / 1

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
0 / 200

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
0 / 1

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
0 / 1

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
0 / 500

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
0 / 1

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
0 / 1

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
0 / 1

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
0 / 1