Young ones! Do you want to hear the legend of me? Do you want to hear a heroic tale?

My legend dates back to the 12th century. Now that you mention it, my legend began on the same day as today, a Tuesday or a Wednesday, or a Saturday perhaps? No it was on Monday. Though I suppose it could have been a Tuesday or a Wednesday. Thursday is a distinct possibility or Friday even. Although Monday does sound right. And Saturday is a lovely day to begin a legend. Perhaps it was a Thursday or Tuesday. Maybe Wednesday or Friday. There is always Monday too and Saturday, we can't forget Saturday.

No, no, it was almost certainly on a midsummer day blazing overhead. No wait, it was a blistery Autumn day. I was an unsavory fellow back when it all started, which was in the winter as I recall. I ran with a tough crowd, all the hot babes fought over me that summer. Yes, yes that is right it was summer. A scorching summer day. I was a dangerous man at the time and yet, refined somehow. Everyone thought so, they still think so to this day. Although maybe they didn't think so as much back then, but they definitely said I was dangerous I'm sure of it. And I know I've always been refined so they must've been thinking it. Yes, yes in deed everyone thought and said and talked about how amazing I was. I'm still amazing of course but no longer the bad boy I was back then on that chilly, frozen winter day.

I will continue the retelling of my legend but first, there will be a 5 minute break. Stand still and await my return.

FOOLS! Feel free to add me as a friend till then.