Penis are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you (/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like "owo nya? :3" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!! (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and they're blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe Penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ twink

IF YOU SUCK😳😳😋 YOUR OWN ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆🍆 👅👅WHILE YOU TURN 18🔞, IS IT CONSIDERED ILLEGAL🙅🚩🚫❌❎ DUE TO GRAVITATIONAL TIME DILATION🌏🌎🌍🕰🕑? Ok 🙏hear me out👂👂👂. Due to gravitation time dilation⏰🕑, your upper body👆 👤👥is technically older👴👵 than your lower body👇🖖🕴 👦👶due to Gravitational Time Dilation🕑⏰. Gravitational Time Dilation 🌎🌍🌏🕑⏰is the effect gravity 📉🏔🕰has on time. The lower📉 the gravitational potential🏔, the faster📈🎠 time is. Knowing this🤔🤔, because your ♥♥♥♥ 🍆has more gravitational 🏔potential then your head👤🗣, your head is 👴older then your ♥♥♥♥ (by like less⛔ then a millionth of a nanosecond but that doesn’t matter). So if you were 💋👄👅sucking your own ♥♥♥♥🍆🍆 while you turned 18🔞, your head 👤would age first🕑.

Penis are so cute omg (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you (/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like "owo nya? :3" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!! (๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and they're blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe Penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・::・

You now have HLL...happy birthday sir!

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