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Post this on the 12 prettiest girls you know. If you get back 5, you're beautiful.

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+ rep the best turk

OH LOVELY.
THEY'VE SENT ME A MO-RON

YOU 👉 ARE OUT OF UNIFORM 😎🏅😍 SOLIDER! WHERE IS YOUR 👈 POWER 💪 ARMOR 💪?! Don't 🚫👆 have any? YOU 👈 EXPECT 😃 ME TO BELIEVE 🙏 THAT MAGGOT 🐛🏹? THE TRUTH 🙌 IS, YOU 👈 LOST 🏳 AN EXPENSIVE 💵 PIECE 🧩 OF ARMY-ISSUED EQUIPMENT 🎿! THAT SUIT 🕴 IS COMING 💦😩🍆 OUT OF YOUR 👉🙈 PAY 💰! AND YOU 👈 WILL REMAIN 😥 IN THIS MAN'S 👨 ARMY 💂👮🔫 UNTIL YOU 👉 ARE; FIVE 🔥 HUNDRED 💯 AND TEN 🍆 YEARS 📅 OLD 👴, WHICH IS THE NUMBER 🔢 OF YEARS 🕐📅 IT WILL TAKE 👊 FOR YOU 👉 TO PAY 🤑💲 FOR A MARK 👀 II 👁😩 POWERED 🔌 COMBAT 🔫 ARMOR 💪🙅 YOU 👈😱😡 HAVE LOST 💸! REPORT 🚔🚫🚨 TO THE ARMORY 🗡⚔⛓ AND HAVE A NEW 🆕 SUIT 🕴 ISSUED ⏲! AND REPORT 🚔🚫🚨 BACK 🔙 TO ME PRIVATE 🕵! DISMISSED 🔕!

+rep this individual "dont need no man" to help they/them change their oil, so they/them put schwepps bitter lemon into their engine

+rep stole a Toyota RAV4 2022 from the person who stole it from me

hope youre living your best life buddy

+rep this man boosted the car stereo and catalytic converter from my Toyota RAV4 2022

Hope you're having a good time buddy

+rep
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHI-NESE

-rep, not an ISTP

After a good game of rust, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great fun and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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+rep just shave it off lol

+rep The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

+rep when amsterdam

Chiều nay
Anh bước lạc vào một chốn hoang liêu
Một con đường chết
Khi thử xóa hết những vòm cây chung quanh
Bằng tưởng tượng…

Lê Nho Quế Sơn 🇻🇳
+rep

+rep veri good player

+rep i might come to amsterdam next year

+rep sex on legs

+rep woah ♥♥♥♥♥ u drippin hard

mission passed +respect

I respect it

I slaughtered the bats in order to prevent corona virus

ok ok just dont be so salty

GIVE ME BACK MY BAT

♥♥♥ iyi

ayeaye capn, happy new year
have a good hollandic chocolate harvest

ayeaye capn, happy new year
have a good hollandic chocolate harvest

this man is very THICC

Piemel Bami

WEW

+rep CEO of COMMUNISM

+rep

I may be a 🎅 white 🏳nationalist 👏 but If 😏 I see 😘 a fine 👯 asian 🍜 ass 👌 my bloodline 💦💦 bout to 💆become 🍘 a 🍙 riceline 🍱

+rep stole my schwepps ginger ale

+rep called me pretty

Sieg?

Heil?

ik bedoel koelkast :-D

V wie ben jij?

kantor kulkas verboden

bro, kantor kulkas ok

+rep farmed my rice

+rep one hell of a communist rice farmer

+rep comunism has never failed cuz never happen

waat ♥♥♥♥♥

This offends me as a vegan transgender hipster Native-American-Indo-Chinese hybrid alien agnostic-atheist German engineer who vapes fairtrade organic decaffeinated compressed and hydrated extra-protein soy breast milk on the regular and does Hindi Kama Sutra naked crossfit yoga 8 days a week. I'm also a nonbinary trigender genderqueer male feminist and identify myself as a pastafarian pansexual genderfluid Apache helicopter dog of mega multi alpha beta gamma delta omega combo god of hyper death who's in a polygamous polyamorous relationship to the chihuahua which helped me cross the border of Mexico because it hates Donald Trump. My dog also walks me to the park and doggy styles me, if you find that weird you're an ignorant arrogant homophobic gender-assuming globaphobic bloodthirsty gun-loving cisgender pansexual bestial sexist racist incestuous white-previlege misogynistic biased objectified raped privileged Nazi-Communist slave owner terrorist lesbian