Yes aye
We've been here before so you know the score
Turn up your hearing-aid nana
This one's gonna be a banger
Inside the place

Come on then, come on then that's my sound
Everybody here, yeah we're gonna get down
Don't do it for a quid, but I do it for a pound
Why? 'Cause it rhymes with sound
Yes! Now you're rocking with the best
MCR gonna flex that chest
All the ladies in the North West
Hear this sound and get impressed
Why? 'Cause it's what we do
Been a bad boy since 2K2
Check on the mic, yeah check 1, 2
Check 1, check 1, check 1, 2
Naughty! With a filthy flow
Call me Papa John cause I'm making dough
Hit after hit like a domino
Putting down the mic because I've got to go

JK lol
Guess who's back
Standing here with my main man Max
I'll spit real slow
And I spit real fast
Nobody better when we're on this track
Yes! 'Cause I'm a big time raver
Smooth all over like a full-time shaver
Old School sound with a brand new flavour
Everyone knows I'm the donk scene saviour
Wow! That was pretty quick
Yeah cheers mate but stick to the script
I was just saying that was wickedy sick
Well call me Christ, I was born with a gift
Born with a gift? Jesus got 3
Yeah but I bet that he couldn't MC
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
Who said that? Tyson Fury

Ah, yes lad, the ♥♥♥♥♥ King
Ay, you can't be saying ♥♥♥♥♥
It's PC culture now, you're gonna get us cancelled
PC who? We've been to prison 3 times Macca
I'm not arsed about getting cancelled
Eh, fair point lad
Anyway, what you up to tonight, fella?
Eh, the regular, Babestation and a bong
Oh, can I come over?
Come over what, me bong?
No, you weirdo
Anyway, round 2 coming up guys
Ay, ding ding!
You sound like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ microwave

♥♥♥♥ that, bun that, can I get a comeback?
Know 'bout the North West? Yeah, well I run that
Drop big bars, gotta get a hard hat
Don't rate me? Must be a dumb ♥♥♥♥
Ay up mucker, fancy a cuppa?
Go on our kid; milk, two sugar
What's for supper? Bread and butter
Anything else? Greedy ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Yes lad! I'm lethal like Baghdad
Make a man go missing, bad dad
Caught my girlfriend kissing, went mad
It burns when I'm pissing, it's clap
Chatting ♥♥♥♥! No, it's legit
I knew I was in trouble when I smelt her clit
Don't worry, lad, I thought she was fit
Did you shag? Just felt her tit
I'm a reckless rudeboy, noshed like a chew-toy
Girls so wet, I say "Ahoy-hoy"
Rap's what I enjoy, ears like Playboy
Other MCs is what we destroy
I'm flash with the cash if you flash your gash
Show me your spuds and I'm down to mash
I was on the lash when I had a crash
The pigs pulled up, so I had to dash
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fuming, big bass booming
Hear this sound, time to tune in
Cleaning up, don't mean grooming
Loved by the kids, still don't mean grooming
It's MCR, you know who we are
Gonna blast this beat from every car
I go line for line, I go bar for bar
Watch me be a mega supercar

Superstar, you ♥♥♥♥
Why would I say supercar?
They're fast, you need to watch out
Nobhead, we've already said car as well
I think it's because I was watching Top Gear last night
Oh shut up, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ruined it