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please help me im being held hostage in the New Delhi pizza resort
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I am here today to talk about a new phenemon, called ass eating and why you shuld not do it. never eat ass cause it bad. thank you
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• Drip and dip
• Nail and bail
• Nut then strut
• Plow and ciao
• Suck and duck
• Skeet and yeet
• Hit it and quit it
• Jam and scram
• Ram and scram
• Screw and shoo
• Shoot and scoot
• Squirt and revert
• Smash and dash
• Skeet and retreat
• Rape and escape
• Hump then dump
• Kiss then dismiss
• Finger don't linger
• Cuddle then scuttle
• Breed then proceed
• Get lade then evade
• Splatter and scatter
• Jack of then back off
• Ejaculate and evacuate
• Go down and skip town
• Impregnate and immigrate
• Tear her apart then depart
• Lick her clit then lickety split
• Bust a nut then leave the hut
• ♥♥♥♥ her ass then hit the gas
• Suck her toes then say adios
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