Recent reviews by YONI

Ended the boredom. Dope ♥♥♥♥ aha aha dope yeah

"Play time between 10 – 15 minutes." is a lie.
GOTY 2015

♥♥♥♥ is comfy. Reminder to deny any Syrian nomads that pass by your town to win this Europe Simulator.

Might as well review it now since I am somewhat dropping it.

This game is a weabfest full of XD spamming naruto loving scum. I managed to find 20 kiritos, 10 narutos and whatnot in 1 single day of playing. The community is just crap, even when you ask a single thing they will bomb you with "^^ XXDDD".

It's basically your average f2p korean mmorpg with a somewhat working holy trinity and a massive GCD right in your face. But wait there is more!, it has a terrible sub.

Order now and get a forced main story with no rememberable value!
Oh and you can't get into dungeons without having to do every "kill 3 rats" quests available in the entire game.

You are better off playing runescape or WoW even.

Waifufegs plz go

This game made me cry at every moment. The king was having massive swag yolo. The goal of this gaymen is to find your nana's pimp 420 treasure so she and everyone can blaze it. Doritos achievements when finding the magical seashell bong. The special edition comes with a keg of Mt.Dew for that special heart attack freddi fish feeling. I rate this gaymen gaysexwithhatson out of double penetration.

Doritos / 10, would play again. Which would be the 4th time then.
If you haven't played this ♥♥♥♥ yet you are a filthy peasant :-)

Solving puzzles 'n shi with a mad grill. It's quite entertaining.

The game might be a bit buggy, for example it doesn't register whether you are pressing a key after a cutscene which can be annoying.

Overall this game derserves a 7.5 / mt.dew for sure

With a language making even less sense than the language spoken in magicka this game is deemed to be "fun".
It's ♥♥♥♥ to play with keyboard at first and you will bang your face straight into a wall a few times, but it will all pay off. You will indeed look better with that in blood covered face.

Haven't played this game with a controller because, well, I don't own one.

The scenery is quite neat, and playing through the story is fun as well.

I give this gayman a Mt.Dew / Doritos

Magnificent game, the story is really fun to play through.
The game engine itself is splendidly optimized for the gpu instead of the cpu which makes the game run incredibly smooth on my own system. The only downside this game has is that there is no real replay value if you followed the story other than playing through the dlcs, which are in my opinion pretty neat.

Nonetheless this game is great and fairly often on sale. Grab your banned fun