Recent reviews by baddest

♥♥♥♥♥♥ h8 this game it blows

better than civ 6 and will always be

♥♥♥♥♥♥ cash cow that they've been milking for too many years

2.5/10
honestly it just ripped off cod AW.

2.5/10, just another fallout 3 ripoff

game is fun, a bit unstable but that will be fixed in time im sure

great game

Allow me to tell you a story about one of my many DAYZ experiences.

I was an experienced, well equipped and ruthless bandit settled down in the northwestern region of Chernarussia on my favorite Epoch server. I was camping a medical mission, ever so carefully scanning the treeline with the scope mounted on my Designated Marksman Rifle. Just as I was about to give in and depart back to my base, I saw a rather distraught, careless Bambi wandering through the treeline I had been scanning. At the time, I was situated in a grouping of thick bushes, wearing a ghillie suit to camouflage me from anyone who dared to oppose me. I grinned, thinking that with one left click I could drop another pathetic Bambi, adding another murder to my endless list. I was about to do just that, when the Bambi turned, and looked straight at me. He stopped dead in his tracks, a look of regret and fear painted over his face. He held only a 5.56 mm M4A1 in his grasp, and wore the default spawn model. For the first time in my bandit experience, I felt sympathy. I felt like there was more meaning to this game than to mindlessly kill fellow survivors. My heart dropped when I realized that I had carelessly murdered hundreds of others like him. It was this moment I had decided to muster up the little humanity left in my heart, and spare the poor fellow. I felt good about my decision. I stood up, grinning ear to ear. I mashed the Q and E keys on my keyboard, indicating I was friendly. And then suddenly, a gunshot rang out, the bullet whizzing right passed my ear. I stood there in disbelief. The Bambi's gun was smoking, his face detirmed, filled with stupidity and bloodthirst.

Except he was playing on a ♥♥♥♥ machine that granted him most likely a pathetic 10 FPS. I chuckled to myself, and blasted the sorry bastard's brains onto the trees behind him.

One more Bambi added to my list. He was among much more to come in the future.


It was worth tho cus he had mtn dew on him that sold for a hefty one 10oz gold my ♥♥♥

>get the game 2 days after it comes out because people are saying its alright
>on sale for a dollar
>whynot.jpg
>gets game, plays it a bit, doesnt scare me too much but is fun beating nights i guess
>think to self "its kind of meh, but maybe i should check out if there is a wiki/community because bored"
>goes online and searches for community page
>sees animatronics ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eachother
>never
>again


i wish i could refund this because even looking at the name makes me cringe :/

>try to go to darkzone
>not right level
>turn around and run through streets doing missions
>go back to dark zone
>gotta be level 10
>damn
>work some more
>get level 10
>yay
>go to darkzone
>guy walks up to me, says he friendly
>we go around grabbing loot
>get a bunch of loot
>walk out of building
>shoots me in the back of head
>rip loot
>rip me

would reccomend