this dude rubbed my feet. the kicker? I didn't even ask him to. He just did it.

If you are reading this, it is already TOO LATE. At exactly 3:00am you will be awoken by the sound of three FOPPISH DWARFS screaming in your bedroom. They will torment you until you run away. Every night for the REST OF YOUR LIFE!!! To break teh curse you must send this to other mordhauers!!!

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+rep Greatest yes man to live on Earth, encouraged me to finally commit atrocities.

Of course brother IngKay! Anything to help you get back on your feet! Please send me your bank details so I can debit you. Best wishes on your return to the free world.

Hey man just got out lockup, wondering if I could borrow 300 bucks. Hope you and the kids are well.