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wOWSER BOWSER! I JUST PLAYED THE WHOLE THING I'VE GOT NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CLUE WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ HAPPENED! I ENEDEDD UP IN A SEWER AND GOT BAD ENDED IDK HOW! UH SOMETIMES YOU DIE PRETTY COOL, IT'S LIKE HOTLINE MIAMI MINUS THE GOOOOOOD! ON THE BRIGHT SIDE YOU GET TO BEAT MINORITIES MIGHT ASCALL IT PROJECT CHAUVIN ♥♥♥♥ YEAH! I'M SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ UPSET I SPENT TOO LONG PLAYIN BEFORE I COULD REFUDN IT I DON'T NEED TO FIX MY MISTAKES UNTIL THE DEV DOES!

I played Reach a lot when it came out on the 360 and loved it, at the time it had became my favorite Halo game. I preferred it to 3 because there was a progression system rewarding better play in matches and weekly/daily challenges to keep me coming back; however, in this new iteration of it neither of those things exist. For some reason 343 deemed it necessary to get rid of the Armory, replacing it with a knock off Fortnite Battle Pass that if I remember correctly they said they'd update for each game that comes out, yet with the release of Combat Evolved that hasn't held true so far. Reach is also using the TU1, an update that was released a year after Reach's initial release developed by 343, settings in each game type excluding Invasion and possibly some other's that I believe worsens the experience. In any case, if you want Halo, here it is and you can enjoy it but I don't think it's as good as it originally was.

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The game's fun, a lot of fun, I haven't even stepped into the multiplayer; however, in the singleplayer the only way to have a good ending is their dumb meme they copied from Farcry 4 and wait at the beginning. Otherwise you play through the game get to have a fun time until the ending at which point you get 2 choices and neither one results in a positive ending for you. It will just leave you infuriated that despite all the effort you put in that it's all for not. There is no win state. You either don't press a single button besides to start a game and lose 60$ or you play through the game get to the end, get your money's worth, and still lose because ♥♥♥♥ it and you for thinking you could have fun.

This is actually one of the worst games I have ever played and up until recently I was never able to stop playing. The developers focus more on making skins for their game rather than making proper balance fixes. They don't know how to play their game either. They often insult the players during the patch notes when told that one of their items isn't usable or too good saying we don't understand. I have never seen a more incompetent group of people. It's sad because it wasn't always like this but the lead designers moved to Paladins leaving what I could only address as the B Team in charge. I know you're probably looking for a third person MOBA and that with Paragon being the only other competitor there doesn't seem to be a good choice, and I also know I can't stop you from playing this absolute physical embodiment of depression of a game but just don't. Please don't do this to yourself. There's people out there that love you and you won't find them in Smite.

This section is written 1500 more hours of "gameplay" later (25% of that time is waiting for match queues)
I've now played significantly more of this game and have come to realize that the game is just mediocre and has it's fun moments. Not much else has changed besides the understanding that you people are the problem. It makes me play with you sickos. I have to see you spam the chat with VAA, VAA, VAA and then ping the minimap 700 times. That's what the main problem is. ♥♥♥♥.

10/10 Would Get Spooked Again. ♥♥♥♥ Specimen 10