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o.o ..... <.< .... O.o... Hold on, lady. You... are a.. girl gamer? Shifts in chair, tugging at collar >.> A fine, alluring lady such as yourself... Also has an intellectual side? With your ravishing, simply bewitching beauty, you pull me in...And then you penetrate my level of understanding of perfection..By informing me that you, are indeed, a girl gamer, who plays Minecraft!!! O.O My beautiful lady. I will treat you right forever, I will cherish and treasure you, I will mine you diamonds and protect you from Endermen. My lady.. be my player two....

NOTICE ME SENPAI

This man inappropriately touches children in his shed 10/10 bad friend

I remember I was watching porn one night. Watching these 2 hot lesbians suck each others piss holes. Was getting really intense.
Then out of nowhere, a man walks in the room, looks at the girls, then sits in the corner and starts wanking!
I was sitting there like, "♥♥♥♥ sake, Dad! Go watch your own porn!"

Nice fkign try