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Nelidovo, Tver', Russian Federation 
💛 * 👾 * 🥒 * 🌋 * 🐳 * ⛳ * 💄 * 😺 * 📕 * 📀 * 🌳 * 💙 * 🥗 * 💃 * 👔 * 🥞
ㅤ* I was having dinner with a world chess champion and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
ㅤ* Some days you are the bug, some days you are the windshield.
ㅤ* We have all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
🏀 * 💎 * 🔋 * 👑 * 🎄 * 🍖 * 🎫 * 🌽 * 🐊 * 🍆 * ⚡ * 👹 * 🐛 * 💄 * 🚕 * 🍇
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!
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