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Recent reviews by JamBOOga

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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
10.8 hrs on record
Very pretty but very shallow Metroidvania. Most of the level geometry doesn't serve any purpose and a lot of the collectibles are just money or stupid lore dump PNGs. This is another case of people glazing something that's just "solid" and saying it's one of the best games ever. Took me 20 hours to beat, could've been 5-8 hours instead. Ubisoft game being over bloated with random time wasters. Gee, where have I seen it before lol. Not sure how to rate this one since it's not bad, I just feel super disappointed that people were sucking this game off like it's the 2nd coming of Christ. Fell for it again.
Posted 7 August.
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1 person found this review helpful
81.3 hrs on record
Super solid RPG that just about anybody can enjoy. 110 hours (review shows 81 cause I played on steam deck with offline mode) to beat all 3 acts. Act 3 is pretty good, the story beats are not however. If you're okay with the writing getting kinda sloppy with the trade-off being you get incredibly cool weapons, armor and gameplay then I would recommend beating all 3 acts. You're seriously missing out if you don't go through the last chunk of the game. I'd say that's where the combat gets the most fun (you get all the super cool spells and moves that are exclusive to act 3).

TLDR: This game is really good. If you like RPGs and you're not a loser, go play it. Nothing amazing, just a very good fun experience.
Posted 26 July.
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2.6 hrs on record
An excellent little psychological horror story that got me surprisingly emotional. Love the main lady, the atmosphere is VERY powerful, and the artwork is funky (in a good way). Wasn't a big fan of the DLC, feels like it added fluff onto a story that felt neatly wrapped up. Genuinely surprised at how few people have played this title. Easily one of my favorite experiences I've had from an indie game.
Posted 21 January.
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135.8 hrs on record (129.3 hrs at review time)
Kingdom Hearts is like crack for people who went through an emo phase. Play 1 & 2, then you're hooked. Been a fan of this series since Days and I'm so glad it's finally on Steam. KH2 is straight up one of the best action games ever made, tied with DMC3. It's crazy how a silly Disney game from 2006 STILL blows AAA games out of the water when it comes to depth & fun factor. It's peak, quit reading this and go play it.
Posted 28 November, 2024.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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9.4 hrs on record (7.5 hrs at review time)
This is Wario Land but fast. All the fortnite zoomers are gonna play this and talk about it like Fight Night Fungus ft. Frederick Leopold Fazbearington while nobody's gonna play the Wario Land games :((((

TLDR: Fire. Goku fortnite. My nuts hang :(
Posted 1 April, 2023.
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36 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.1 hrs on record
Lobotomy Software casually put out an incredible boomer shooter for the Sega Saturn and PS1 that was super ahead of its time. Basically Metroid Prime before that game was even an idea in a man's head. Like usual, something that released on a Sega console was a million years ahead of its time and went unnoticed, I absolutely adore this title and the presentation. Nightdive and their team are real ones for remastering this game. 20 bucks for a super replayable Metroidvania game with a really cool and unique aesthetic? That's a steal.
Posted 6 January, 2023. Last edited 6 January, 2023.
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101 people found this review helpful
84 people found this review funny
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76.6 hrs on record (41.4 hrs at review time)
They made a game about Goku from Fortnite. Virginia turns into a big monkey, something something freezer, blah blah robot kids, bug guy, bubble gum monster. RPG for gorillas. Goku is now real and he is rapidly approaching your location.
Posted 29 November, 2022.
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49 people found this review helpful
8.8 hrs on record
30 bucks for a really good remake of a fun title. Simple, relaxed, pure fun with a funny little guy who needs another remake. Hoping Bamco gives World 2 the same treatment, definitely worth picking up.
Posted 3 November, 2022.
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