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Melbourne, Victoria, Australia 
installing smoke detectors in Hell.
(Feet of Clay)
😘
It seems like the less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
😲
The world needs more people like us and fewer like them.
🤧
'And I promise you this,' he [Carrot] shouted, 'if we succeed, no-one will remember. And if we fail, no one will forget!'
(Jingo)
🤗
"Today's robots are very primitive, capable of understanding only a few
simple instructions such as 'go left', 'go right', and 'build car'."
--John Sladek
😴
You will be married within a year.
🤤
Mal: "So Shepard says to a Companion, "Well, a good goat will do that." "
🤑
You will gain money by an illegal action.
😯
Darth Vader:
The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are
not a Jedi yet.
😍
Yow! I'm having a quadrophonic sensation of two winos alone in a steel mill!
🙂