Recent reviews by YEEBERZ

Never underestimate how absolutely under prepared you are to do math and be organized.
Good Game! Would not suggest to do alone unless you are a psychopath.

Ever seen Armadillo's hump? Me neither!
Without a doubt, the best survival game ever!
Wish the game had community mods though.

Crime Boss Freezing City!

When it's not glitching out, it's like a mash-up of every cliché heist game you've ever seen. The missions are fun, the characters are funny, and the story is captivating.
It's like Payday 2.5 after the let down of Payday 3.

But oh, the absolute garbage that is the game itself.

From the moment I launched the game, I was greeted with a level of stuttering that made me question if my PC was having a mid-life crisis. "Is this intentional?" I pondered as my screen froze.

As I navigated my way through the missions it kept freezing. By the time the game decided to resume, my crew was dead and my mission was failed.

And its not just visuals. Audio glitches is a constant. Dialogue would cut in and out, forcing you to piece together conversations. The sound would completely disappear.

Despite all these technical hurdles, I soldiered on. Why? Because after spending just a hair over the refund limit I was stuck with this unplayable mess.

I wont recommend Crime Boss Rockay City - game is fun but plays like a blind kid on a jungle gym - constantly hitting the frames.

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☑ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☐ 1
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No local servers makes it ultimately unplayable!

Ah, Ark Survival Ascended, the game that boldly goes where no graphics card has gone before, leaving NASA engineers scratching their heads in confusion. If you ever wanted a gaming experience that doubles as a stress test for your PC, look no further. Move over, Ark Survival Evolved; it's time for the ascended version that even Elon Musk would hesitate to run on his SpaceX supercomputer.

Graphics so high-end that they make the Hubble Telescope look like it's operated by a preschooler with a crayon. I mean, who needs a discernible frame rate when you can have cinematic slideshows that make PowerPoint jealous? Forget 60 FPS; you'll be lucky if you hit 6, and that's after sacrificing a few virtual dinosaurs to the gaming gods.

To get past the PowerPoint FPS stage, you'll need a PhD in console commands. Ark Survival Ascended has more command lines than a spaceship's control panel. Remember the good old days when games just had a simple 'WASD' for movement? Well, in Ascended, it's more like 'CTRL+ALT+SHIFT+SPACE+ENTER+PRAYTOARKGODS' just to open your inventory.

Want to tame a dinosaur? Sure, Try knocking out a Quetz while being carried! Oh, and if you thought dodging raptors was tough in Ark Evolved, try dodging them at 2 frames per second in Ark Ascended. It's like pixark with extra steps.

The game's graphics are so next-level that your graphics card starts filing for workers' compensation. You'll find yourself Googling "how to overclock a potato" just to run the game without turning your PC into a space heater. Ark Survival Ascended isn't just a game; it's a test of your computer's will to live.

In conclusion, if you've ever dreamt of playing a game that feels like operating a supercomputer at NASA, Ark Survival Ascended is your ticket to frustration and questionable life choices. It's not just a game; it's a commitment to sacrificing your sanity at the altar of next-gen graphics. Godspeed, brave survivor, and may your console commands be ever in your favor.

Edited: Everything is either "postponed indefinitely" or not coming out.

Oh boy, let's talk about Arma 3; this game completely transforms any fun loving gamer into a milsim eunuch with a attitude! Also, the graphics are just so mind-blowing that you'll confuse them with a powerpoint slideshow. Yeah, cause sometimes 10FPS is acceptable on a official server, who knew?.

Now get this, instead of the usual mundane task of opening doors, you can be a hero who dives through the walls of buildings and its floors! Because that's what soldiers do irl, right? And let's not forget about the thrilling experience of flying tanks which, surprise surprise, ends up being an extraordinary journey right through the world map. Another thing that you can't forget is that everything costs extra, who needs the boring old maps when you can have a grand adventure for more money, right?

On the upside the joys of communication in this game are just unparalleled. It's like playing a broken telephone with your squad, where nobody understands each other and bullets from enemies just whiz by which is enjoyable! There is more! The user-created content is just mind-boggling. You can have dance parties right in the middle of a battlefield. And if that's not enough, you can turn your enemies into none other than Thomas the freaking Tank Engine! Such creativity, I must applaud.
If it was not for the modding community this game would have been the same as ARGO and most of Bohemia's other games.

Arma 3, my friends, is still a enjoyable military strategy game and the playerbase makes it pure comedy gold. Trust me when I say, you will never ever look at milsim games the same way again after playing this masterpiece.

Dive headfirst into the chaos that is Arma 3 - Join a nice full community server with good mods and I guarantee it's an experience you'll never forget.

Story rich strategy game with interesting economics.

He is my neighbor, Enemy Spartan. He is pain in my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I get a energy hammer, he must get a energy hammer. I get a grapple, he must get a grapple. I get back clap triple kill, he cannot afford. Great success!

No Man's Sky have approximately 258 complete galaxies of planetary systems to explore with an estimated 18 quintillion worlds, each with their own unique environment, ecosystem, plants and creatures and I think that's absolutely amazing until another settlement needs your help.