Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Two crisps were walking down a road when a taxi pulled up alongside them and said "Do you want a lift?
One of the crisps replied, "No thanks, we're Walkers!"
ㅤ* My mate Sid was a victim of I.D. theft. Now we just call him S.
ㅤ* The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

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