When he says 'So I have an idea' you need to RUN, run as fast as you can in any direction but towards him!
From personal experience, they will always be nefarious and slightly sadistic. Fun! But you might want to reevaluate your life decisions after..

This guy do ANYTHING for money, trust me.

Oh - you want me to watch my mouth, how? Take my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ eyeballs out, and turn em around?