Name: Not bob.

Let me tell you an amazing story about a man, this very story were written in 1500 B.C. (Give or take) - this story have many difference title and name change thoughout all humanity writing skills but the story remains extactly the same.

In 1960 A.D., a French tride had tried changed the story to fit their narrative but created a war between most of southern England (It is unclear whether Scotland and Wale were involved - although Scotland do claim they were) and fought them soon as they heard the story had been changed. They won by miles and they sang and read the story to frenchy corpses.

60 years later - the story never changed a bit. The story is:


"Once a time, there's a man. He had a heart attack and die. The end."