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Jayne: "Testing, testing. Captain, can you hear me?"
Mal: "I'm standing right here."
Jayne: "You're coming through good and loud."
Mal: " 'Cause I'm standing right here."
👾
🐛📒
💃🚘⚡
🐟🐠🌳👹
🔋💛🍧📘👑
It happened long ago
In the new magic land
The Indians and the buffalo
Existed hand in hand
The Indians needed food
They need skins for a roof
They only took what they needed
And the buffalo ran loose
But then came the white man
With his thick and empty head
He couldn't see past his billfold
He wanted all the buffalo dead
It was sad, oh so sad.
-- Ted Nugent, "The Great White Buffalo"
On the good ship Enterprise
Every week there's a new surpr
📕 -- 👽 -- 👔 -- 😺 -- 💃 -- 👃 -- 🥒 -- 💗 -- 🎽 -- ⚡ -- 👹 -- 🥗 -- 💎 -- 📕 -- 🌏
🎁 ✔ 🐊 -- Swan, "Phantom of the Paradise" 👾💄👳
🥗🐠🥞🎄🍆📒🎍🎽🌋💛💙🍖🚙🐟👃
The F-15 Eagle:
If it's up, we'll shoot it down. If it's down,
we'll blow it up.
-- A McDonnel-Douglas ad from a few years ago
🎈👽💛🍇💗🐊👔🌂🔋😺🚗💚👾📒👑
🐠🎫📗🐛👃🌋💎📕🥒💙⚡🕺⛳🥞💄
CONFISCATION FIELD FAILURE.
CONTACT HAS MOVED TO BLOCK D8.
WARNING.
STERILIZERS AND CONTAINMENT FIELDS MAY BE COMPROMISED.
AIRWATCH AUGMENTATION FORCE SIX, EIGHT, DROP AND CONVERGE IMMEDIATELY.
Physically fit, very rarely sick, and able to meet the demands of a physically demanding job. Missed more than 2 but fewer than 5 days without valid reason in 6 months. Carries out jobs requiring the use of the hands or hand-tools well, but is not yet a master craftsman. Fast and accurate at solving mental math problems involving addition, subtraction, multiplication, division and percentages – but without high-level skills that might be required in jobs requiring complex calculation and analysis.
🐟 + 🌂 = 👾
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ {👔👑🎍💄}
🐠🚙👃 ㅤㅤ🌏🥗🐟ㅤㅤㅤ📀🌂🚕ㅤㅤㅤ👽🕺📕ㅤㅤㅤ💎🐝🏓
👽💗👑 ㅤㅤ🔋💙👹ㅤㅤㅤ⚡💚🍧ㅤㅤㅤ🌋🐊💛ㅤㅤㅤ🚘👾🌸
+ WHAT IS CYBERPUNK?
- cyberpunk is a science fiction literary movement exemplified by writers such as william gibson.
Teach me more things.
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It is slick to stick a lock upon your stock.
Or some joker who is slicker,
Will trick you of your liquor,
If you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
Breathe deep the gathering gloom.
Watch lights fade from every room.
Bed-sitter people look back and lament;
another day's useless energies spent.
Impassioned lovers wrestle as one.
Lonely man cries for love and has none.
New mother picks up and s
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🥒🎽👳 ㅤㅤ🎈🥗🎁ㅤㅤㅤ🍧🍖📘ㅤㅤㅤ🌽👽🏓ㅤㅤㅤ💃👔👃
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+ WHAT IS A GOOD IDEA?
- a good idea is the one some other guy had already.
Please feed me more data.
CONFISCATION FIELD ENGAGED.
ATTENTION PROTECTION TEAM: STATUS EVASION IN PROGRESS IN THIS COMMUNITY.
RESPOND, ISOLATE, INQUIRE.
ATTENTION, GROUND UNITS - ANTI-CITIZEN REPORTED IN THIS COMMUNITY.
CODE: LOCK, CAUTERIZE, STABILIZE.
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."
♥ 🚗 ♥ 👔 ♥ ⛳ ♥ 📒 ♥ 🔋 ♥ 👑 ♥ 🐠 ♥ 🐟 ♥ 🎽 ♥ ⚡ ♥ 🎄 ♥ 💃
Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.
♥ 👃 ♥ 🐊 ♥ 🍆 ♥ 💗 ♥ 🚕 ♥ 💙 ♥ 🥒 ♥ 🌂 ♥ 😺 ♥ 📘 ♥ 🚙 ♥ 🍖
🎁 ♀ don't
🚙📕 ✔ like
💙🐛👳 ↕ spinach,
💃👾🥞🔋 ★ and
🏀📘🍖📀📗 ✿ I'm
🍧👽🍆🎈👃👔 ✣ glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it." -- Clarence Darrow
Ankh-Morpork had dallied with many forms of government and had ended up
with that form of democracy known as One Man, One Vote. The Patrician was
the Man; he had the Vote.
-- Discworld politics explained
(Terry Pratchett, Mort)
| 📕👽🎫👑👹🎄🚕💗👾🥗🎍🌋📒🍆🚗📘🌳👃:Shio
👳 ☀ ⛳ -- The Dragon to Grendel, in John Gardner's "Grendel" 💚🍧🏓
Change is the essential process of all existence.
-- Spock, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield", stardate 5730.2
In the strict scientific sense we all feed on death -- even vegetarians.
-- Spock, "Wolf in the Fold", stardate 3615.4
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🏓💙⛳👑🐠📀🥗🌏😺🌋🔋👾💛🍖🌳
💎🐛🐳💗🌽👳📗💙🚗👽🚕🏀🍆👹📘
👑⛳🎍🚕🌸🍧🎄👾💄👳🚙🎈💛🌏🐟
🐳📕🚕🥞🕺 - Tell me 3 things you
🔋🏓🌋🥗🍆 - ㅤㅤ remember about kindergarten.
🌽👔⛳👑🌸 - ✦ ☺ ¤ ✤ ☼ ❄ ↕ ✩ ☆ ✳ ✱ ❁ ❄ ❉ ß ♀ ♀ ✪ ✈ ❦
Disney movie? | | 🚕🏓👔🔋🐠🐊🌏👑
Here's Some Haiku for You...
📗🐝💚💛👔🌋🌂💙🔋😺
» admiring my yard, ♂
» China approved my elbows ✲
» under my sugar ☻
⚡🚙🎫👹📀💗🎍🍆📒📕
» While torturing the ☣
» flowers, Canada pondered ☀
» without breaking juice ☆
🎫🐊💄🎽🚕🎄🎈⛳🌏🥞
» drat the feeling asked! ¤
» drat! zounds! basking feeling suit. ✤
» Germany cheats soon ✩
🌸🌽👔📗👳🍖🕺🥒🏀💎
🌳🚘🏀🌸👔💛⛳🥗🍇
👑🚗🚙🐳👳🐠💗👾🎄
👳🐛🏓🎁🍆🐊👃🚗🕺
📗💃🎫🌽🐝🏀🎍📘💙
⚡🔋🍖🥒👹👑🎽💄📒
🐟⛳📕🌏📀💚🚕🌂🍧
🐊💎🥞🐠👽🥗🌋😺🐳
🌏🎈🌳💛🐛⚡🌸🚘🌋
🌳 ✬ ...
📀🌋 ✤ is
👔🚙👑 ☻ that
👾🎈🎽⛳ ❋ a
🐝🌸👔😺🎍 ☼ MARTIAN
🍖🎁🔋💃🍧👃 ☎ name,
🍆🌂👽🥞🐛🕺👹 ♥ or,
🥒🎫🚕🚗🏓👑💎🚙 ✫ are
💚🐳📒🏀📕🌏🐝👽⚡ ✴ we in ISRAEL?
🍧🍖👑📕📘👳🎄🎍🚕 ║✩ "Gold!"
🎽💄🎫🏓💛🐛🌏🌽🥗
🚗💙🐝🥒🌋👽👹👾🥞
😺⛳💃🐳🌳🍧👳🌂🌽
🎫🐊💗🌸⚡👽🚘🥞🐠
🐊💎📗👔🏀👑🌏🚗💛
🥗👃👾🐛🌋🐟🥒💃🚕
👑💙🍖| CONFUSING RIDDLE:
⚡🔋🎍|
Q: What's a light-year?
A: One-third less calories than a regular year.
huh
ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
🍇 ❋ 💗 ❋ 🌋 ❋ ⛳ ❋ 🐝 ❋ 🌏 ❋ 👳 ❋ 🎈 ❋ 💙 ❋ 🎍
Premature optimization is the root of all evil.
-- D.E. Knuth
🚕 ❋ 💄 ❋ 🌳 ❋ 💎 ❋ 🚙 ❋ 👹 ❋ 🌽 ❋ 🎽 ❋ 👑 ❋ 🐳
Here's Some Haiku for You...
🐝🌋👾🌳💛💄🌽🍆📗📕
» zounds the breaking went! ღ
» darn! hark! playing blowing shoe. ✥
» Alice scolds brightly ✿
🎍👳🐠🍇🏓🐊💎🌽👽👹
» leaving with target ♥
» You uncovered the elbows ❄
» into the money ❋
🎫👃🐳🐛🚗⚡🌸📀👾🥒
» wing loiter to me ✱
» I attached and attached more ✰
» I went oxygen ✖
🐝🍧💃⛳🎽👑🌋🥗🐟😺
🥒 ● see
💗📀 ♀ the
🚘💚🍇 ☻ butcher
🏀😺🚕🍖 ✤ slap
👾🐛🎽🚗📗 ❄ the
🌽📒🌏👽📕🐳 ♧ steak, before he laid it on the block, and give his knife a sharpening, was to forget breakfast instantly. It was agreeable, too -- it really was -- to see him cut it off, so smooth and juicy. There was nothing savage in the act, although the knife was large and keen; it was a piece of art, high art; there was delicacy of touch, clearness of tone, skilful handling of the subject, fine shading. It was the triumph of mind over matter; quite. -- Dickens, "Martin Chuzzlewit"
🔋 ♂ your
🌋👳 ❋ family
🍆🍖⛳ ✯ tried
🎽🌽👽💄 ☂ 'em?
🍧🎁🎈📀🚙 ✖ POWDERMILK
🎫👾🐠🎍👃🐟 ❄ BISCUITS Heavens, they're tasty and expeditious! They're made from whole wheat, to give shy persons the strength to get up and do what needs to be done. POWDERMILK BISCUITS Buy them ready-made in the big blue box with the picture of the biscuit on the front, or in the brown bag with the dark stains that indicate freshness.
💚 ☁ drink
🏀💛 ✔ and
🎽🐟🌋 ♂ be
🚙🌽🐳😺 ♀ merry,
👽🌸📗📕🌏 ❀ for
🥞👔🎁🐛🍖🎄 ❄ tomorrow we diet.
🐟 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🥗
🎫 🎈 👑 🥒 🐟 🌋 📒 📗 🍧 🚙
"Mom and dad say I should make my life an example of the principles I
believe in. But every time I do, they tell me to stop it."
--- Calvin
Sometimes one should just look at things and think about things without
doing things. -- Calvin
Hobbes : Well, you still have afternoons and weekends
Calvin : That's when I watch TV.
🍖 🐝 💎 🚗 👳 👽 🎍 ⚡ 🌂 📘