My political beliefs. listed from 1 to 60:

1. If you want to become a cat girl, I will support your journey.
2. Just ignore North Korea, they can't do anything.
5. Let’s crash the stock market, it's mostly irrelevant.
6. Everyone should be on welfare, or else.
7. Abolish drug searching, but keep drugs illegal.
8. There are no genders, full stop.
9. Get rid of any new type of job since the year 2000.
10. Outlaw citizenship. I will not elaborate further than this, stop asking.
11. Make all drugs illegal, even the ones that keep weak people alive.
12. There's a dead god inside the hollow Earth, and he talks to us in our dreams.
13. If two gay people want to experience a form of love infinitely more pure and beautiful than anything a heterosexual couple can, then that's THEIR problem.
14. Bring back Isis. The goddess, I mean, not the terrorist group.
15. Animals at the zoo are lazy fatcats, and our tax dollars are being wasted supporting their bourgeois lifestyle.
16. None of us are free of sin.
20. I once heard a man fart so loud, his Windows screensaver deactivated.
21. Put more money into the healthcare system, or don't.
22. Make a special highway for rich people, because we're sick of seeing all the poors when we're being driven to work in our limousines.
23. People that answer the advertisement surveys on YouTube should be arrested.
26. You are better than you think you are. I believe in you.
27. Fire.
31. If you worship a god I've never heard of, mad respect.
33. Esperanto is the original language.
34. "Ninja" is Japanese for "Samurai".
35. I will aggressively use your desired pronouns, so get ready for that ♥♥♥♥♥ (♥♥♥♥♥ is used in the gender neutral form here).
36. I am a Pope Joan apologist. If you disagree, I will take discussion in the form of structured debate over Zoom, or video call program of your choice.
37. There's a deep sea laboratory in which many types of genders are developed.
38. Wait, did something happen on 9/11?
40. Dang ol' government should stop subsidising foreigners and start subsidising my time on the freakin' terlet, it's a dang ol' warzone down south, I's tell you! Free range chicken got me spittin' molten liquid like an upside down volcano.
41. People with colon piercings should be respected like veterans.
42. Goblins are real, but mostly confined to Conneticut.
43. No more borders. Instead, let's ♥♥♥♥ up the place so that people don't wanna come here.
44. End discrimination against the rich. The poors have been making fun of us online again, and we simply won't have it.
45. "Elon Musk" sounds like the name of a C-tier cologne.
46. We need to outlaw gatekeeping in comedy shows. Instead, let's introduce a system like jury duty, where random people are forced to act in shows like Big Bang Theory and Brooklyn 99. They have to keep acting until people laugh.
47. "A.I." stands for "A.I. IsDumb".
48. End discrimination against me. It wasn't even my fault. And if it was, that's fair, my bad.
49. Historical figures should be cloned, brought back to life and forced to play Fortnite for our amusement. Except the good guys, they can play Morrowind.
50. If Karl "Marks" was so smart, why isn't he alive today? ♥♥♥♥♥♥' gottim.
51. Why was it was it called the "Cold War" when Mikhail Gorbachev was so 🔥?
52. There should be a law against fire. Ban that ♥♥♥♥.
53. Putin (BALD) is an evil man.
54. The M16 was the AK-47 of guns, when you think about it.
55. Why's it called Türkiye now? Did the animal sue them or something?
56. Clone Ghengis Khan. He's the only one who can save America now.
57. People are okay with taxes, but when I point a gun at them and demand 40% of their money, I get arrested? What's up with that? Oh wait, I also ran over that family on the freeway. Right. Yeah, that does make sense why I was arrested.
58. How come crocodile don't evolved?
59. Ah, geysers... The diarrhoea of the sea.
60. More transparency in political journalism.