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251.8 hrs on record (35.0 hrs at review time)
the graphics for fa are far better, and even though they were extremely needy, id rather not feel like im looking at paper models. the explosions and stuff are pure epicness, but the models have this paper-ish feel to them. the designs are great, i love the designs, but they just have this paper feel. the animations are terrible. a lot of the animations feel pointless, the animations for the people in videos and stuff seem very robotic and lifeless.

the protagonists play a good role, fighting against evil of course but the reasons the bad guys are bad...no. just no. i do not like how the leader of the uef suddenly turns completely prejudice and some crazy cybran pshychopath turd just wants to blow up the planet for the hell of it, and aeon splinter groups apparently wanted the good old days where everyone fought everyone.

like most things that are closely related to something japanese(square enix made final fantasy) how the ♥♥♥♥ did idiots like that get such high ranks,, or acess to such data, or even know that such war machines even existed?? armored core, front mission evolved, gundam)

front mission evolved has some really good graphics and animations, but the dialogue, storyline, and antagonist are pure ♥♥♥♥. like i said above, how the hell would they let crazy maniacs like him even get close to even the least powerful form of walking machine, let alone a super high tech super secret super powerful war machine?? he just wants war?? and he has followers?? what the ♥♥♥♥...its like they completely copypasted gauge from supcom 2.

the names of the units, aeon especially, are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ terrible. as a friend of mine on moddb said, its like they were spitballing names. wilfinja? urchinow? BUBBLEDOW??? what the ♥♥♥♥ guys seriously? it would have sold many more copies were it not so childish. people need to realize, yes, a childish game will make kids beg their parents for it, but kids will be the only people going crazy about it, even though they have no idea how to play it. what normal 10 year old is going to know how to play it? its like they aimed for ten year olds when they made the game.

i also hate how the ability to walk amphibious units through large bodies of water was taken away. i hate how if the water is deep, its extremely deep, and it always drops suddenly. the megalith 2 looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic, but its abilities are ♥♥♥♥. i thought daaamn this things gonna be epic walking underwater...and it even LOOKS like a crab...it looked like the perfect amphibious unit. yet it cant even touch the water.

the two walking giants are great. in terms of graphics that is. the universal colossus looks totally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ epic in comparison to the galactic, but it dies so easily. the thing i hate the most about the two is how the king kriptor fires these MASSIVE shells which are at least twice the size of any normal unit, yet a group of ten completely "naked"(for lack of a better word) rockhead tanks can kick its ass. the screenshot of the king kriptor surrounded by units, they must have taken the screenshot just before it died, or rather, just as it was dropped into battle.

there are several other things that i can complain about but there are a few good things about it, you get what you pay for, the dlc makes it playable at all, and as a friend of mine who has already posted here, there is a mod out called revamp. its in its alpha stages right now, the only reason i bought supcom 2 was for the revamp mod. when the big release comes out(a while) it will be just as big if not bigger than all these games coming out now. when i reccomend this game, im reccomending the mod with the game, not the game by itself.
Posted 21 January, 2014.
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